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Blake
Posted on Saturday, December 18, 2004 - 05:25 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

http://venus.13x.com/roadracingworld/scripts/NewsInsert.asp?insert=11249

I'd like to take one of those tests. Of course I'm cocky and think I can drive okay after having a few beers.

Pretty sure that I'm much better in bed too.

Oh yeah, I'm also wittier, and much better looking.

And my farts don't stink.

And I somehow know everything too.

Too bad the stuff makes me fat.

FMJ, You find any of that BPA yet?
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Ingemar


Posted on Saturday, December 18, 2004 - 08:28 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

You don't need to drink to fail that test. That proves that that test doesn't prove a thing.
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Dasbuell


Posted on Saturday, December 18, 2004 - 11:18 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Going a step further... (BUT not wanting to discount the severity of drinking and driving)

"I don't have to drink to have a good time. I have to drink to stop the voices in my head."

(stolen from sacborg... but hey... it fits me!)
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Chainsaw


Posted on Saturday, December 18, 2004 - 12:33 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Try the drinking and driving test on an XBOX. Project Gotham Racing is a good game to drive sober, then drunk. Won't put yourself in any danger either.
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