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Prof_stack
| | Posted on Friday, October 29, 2004 - 09:52 pm: | 
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Sounds like some smug Harley bad-azz "If I have to explain it, you wouldn't understand." I never bought into that attitude.
This is supposed to be JUST FUNNY STUFF and I'd like to know how the photo above is funny. Anybody want to politely clue me in? Thanks.
Prof
'03 XB9S
'89 Harley FLHS |
Dbird29
| | Posted on Friday, October 29, 2004 - 10:29 pm: |
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I thought we had a vote?
I vote "NO"!
Motorcycles only please.
DBird |
Sandblast
| | Posted on Friday, October 29, 2004 - 10:33 pm: |
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Prof-Stack, it is a tongue in cheek way of showing how far politicians will go to say how bad the other guy is, and how ridiculous it is to bring God into politics in America sometimes. It really is hard to explain, I dont think Fullpower was being smug. It is one of the funniest pictures I have ever seen in my life-
(registered Republican, but who knows, dont want to kill any kitties)...
(Message edited by sandblast on October 29, 2004) |
Sandblast
| | Posted on Friday, October 29, 2004 - 10:35 pm: |
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I never went into the other political threads, but I LOVE this one. |
Prof_stack
| | Posted on Saturday, October 30, 2004 - 01:20 am: |
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Thanks Sandblast, much appreciated!
Now I'm not quite as Clueless in Seattle
Prof |
Blake
| | Posted on Saturday, October 30, 2004 - 06:25 am: |
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Blake
| | Posted on Saturday, October 30, 2004 - 06:58 am: |
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What can you say? The man is just plain goofy...
Who among us does not enjoy a bunny suit?
Tereza got the Viagra from Canada!
Where's that Secret Service BASTARD who knocked me down?
Let's see, which way should I go - war or no-war?
Wow! - I've never touched a real live negro before!
I wish Tereza would do a better job shaving her thighs.
The man does make me laugh.
(Message edited by blake on October 30, 2004) |
Ingemar
| | Posted on Saturday, October 30, 2004 - 07:33 am: |
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My wife's got bigger fists than that! |
Phatkidwit1eye
| | Posted on Saturday, October 30, 2004 - 08:31 am: |
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Phatkidwit1eye
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Phatkidwit1eye
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| | Posted on Saturday, October 30, 2004 - 08:36 am: |
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Phatkidwit1eye
| | Posted on Saturday, October 30, 2004 - 08:37 am: |
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The Liberal view point
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Phatkidwit1eye
| | Posted on Saturday, October 30, 2004 - 09:24 am: |
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Who would you vote for?  
PROUD TO BE REPUBLICAN! ONE BUSH ONE DICK...JUST THE WAY GOD MEANT IT TO BE. |
Bluzm2
| | Posted on Saturday, October 30, 2004 - 10:16 am: |
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Phat,
Your tagline says it all!
Perfect! I'm stealing it! |
Raraf
| | Posted on Sunday, October 31, 2004 - 12:55 am: |
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Wow! I have to explain the photo? God doesn't really kill kittens if you vote Republican...YOU CAN RELAX YOUR SPHINCTER NOW! He might kill a couple of puppies though...thank The Lord we all hate puppies! |
Aesquire
| | Posted on Sunday, October 31, 2004 - 02:22 am: |
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I saw that one before with "every time you masturbate, a kitten dies" |
Wardog3187
| | Posted on Sunday, October 31, 2004 - 07:38 am: |
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I ran across this web Kerry web site the other night - http://communistsforkerry.com/ |
Ray_maines
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 08:22 am: |
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Today is the American Presidential Election.
You better go and vote 
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real state
agent which direction was North because, he explained, he
didn't want the sun waking him up very morning. She asked,
"Does the sun rise in the North?" When another person
jumped in and explained that the sun rises in the East
(and has for some time), she shook her head and said, "Oh,
I don't keep up with that stuff."
... And then she voted!
I used to work in technical support for a 24x7 call
center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked
what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The
number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."
He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting
to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh ... Pacific."
... And then he voted!
So my colleague and I were eating our lunch in our
cafeteria, when we overheard one of the admin. assistants
talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to
the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't
think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving."
... And then she voted!
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's designed
to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps
it in the passenger side door's map pocket.
... And then she voted!
I was hanging out with a Liberal friend of mine when we
saw a woman walk by us with a nose ring attached to an
earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain
rip out every time she turned her head?" I had to explain
to her that a person's nose and ear remain the same
distance apart no matter which way the head is turned!
... And then she voted!
My girlfriend and I were picking up some sandwiches from
the sub place last week and she asked the clerk which one
of two sandwiches was better. The clerk didn't have an
opinion but did say that the first sandwich was more
expensive. My girlfriend got a quizzical look on her face
and asked, "If that's the case, why are they both listed
with the same price on the menu?"
To this, the clerk responded, "I don't think they tax the
turkey."
... And then he voted!
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So
I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there
that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not
to worry because they were trained professionals and I was
in good hands.
"Now," She asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"
... And then she voted!
So if these people are going to go vote, you better go vote too! |
Bomber
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 09:20 am: |
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got to our polling place (village hall, kinda out in the toolies), which was the scene of the Holloween party for the little people in our neck of the woods last Sunday -- wish I'd had a camera with me, cuz the "Vote For So and So" signs (no closers than 100 feet to the polling place) were surrounded by tombstones, spiderwebs, skeletons and witches --
I LOVE irony! |
Buellkowski
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 11:39 am: |
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Today I voted in the local Odd Fellows hall. How's THAT for irony!  |
Outrider
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 09:02 pm: |
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Irony...
How about voting at an elementary school where the poll workers are the kids Great Grand Parents.
That's the situation I ran into today and everyone there was laughing about it. |
Evaddave
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 - 09:13 pm: |
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Ray,
Much like the Ann Coulter bit above, you should give credit to Scott Adams (of Dilbert fame) for that one. Funny stuff! |
Mr_grumpy
| | Posted on Wednesday, November 03, 2004 - 06:21 am: |
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Nice Ray, that's good stuff.
Just to let you all know though,
THE REST OF THE WORLD IS WATCHING YOU
So do the right thing & exercise your franchise because you're voting for all the rest of us too! |
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