| Author | Message | ||
     BadS1 |
15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their > > sweet time: > > > > 1 Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts > when > they aren't looking. > > 2 Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute > > intervals. > > 3 Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. > > 4 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code > 3' > in housewares.....and see what happens. > > 5 Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. > > 6 Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. > > 7 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers > > you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding > > department. > > 8 When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why > > can't you people just leave me alone?' > > 9 Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick > your > nose > > 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if > he > knows where the anti-depressants are. > > 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the > theme > from "Mission Impossible." > > 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using > > different size funnels. > > > > 13.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK > > ME!" "PICK ME!" > > 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the > fetal > position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" > > And last but not least > > 15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then > > yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in here!" Send this to at > > least 7 peeps and....well....they will just laugh! > > > > > > > > > > > | ||
| Midknyte |
hee hee | ||
| Glitch |
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"  | ||
| Tucsonxb9s |
Bads....I never meant to have my list published! Now everyone is going to know my secret and why my wife won't take me anywhere! |
