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Mr_grumpy
Posted on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 03:33 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Grumpy's revenge.


There was a young Bueller called Spidey,
Behind Haiku's attempted to hidey,
But his plan didn't work,
Cos a Grumpy old jerk,
Got him back with Limericks untidy.

There was a young man with a Buell,
Who thought himself triffickly cool,
He went mad on the gas,
Ended up on his ass,
And everyone said "What a Fool"

Give it your best shot
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Seanp
Posted on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 05:29 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Old Grumpy is not one for haiku.
With limericks he'll make us all cuckoo.
What makes it so rough
Is the rhyming's too tough
And the syllables are far too beaucoup.
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Sarodude
Posted on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 09:49 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

There was a web site called BadWeatherBikers
Misuse their name and the Admin would strike ya
Rocket complained
but Blake remained sane
Don't ya know we can't always think like ya?

edited by sarodude on March 31, 2004
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Sarodude
Posted on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 09:55 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

There once was a dork who rode a Buell Blast
On Mulholland Highway he thought he was fast
But what was that speeder?
A GoldWing, A Geezer!
Who knocked me, err... him, on his ass

The events and people portrayed in this story are strictly fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental.
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Sarodude
Posted on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 10:04 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

There was an odd man named Courtney Canfield
whose dog was painted and cats were greased
this man is no fool
he knows Erik Buell
who knows what next he'll unleash

OK, I GOTTA stop now...
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Sarodude
Posted on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 10:08 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

There once was a Grumpy who liked to Limerick
He thought Haiku was as tasty as liver, ick!
he started this thread
now it's got in my head
and I can't seem to find how to quitter it.

edited by sarodude on March 31, 2004
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Mr_grumpy
Posted on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 12:21 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Sarodude just the thought of some liver
Cooked with garlic & lemon, makes me shiver,
With fried onions & mash
I'll gladly pay cash,
If it's on the menu I won't dither.

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Spiderman
Posted on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 01:21 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

The one called Grumpy
was a dude who was very Frumpy
He tried to steal my thunder
Like He was a Aussie from Down Under
But the Haiku will prevail
Cause poetry with out rhyme will never Fail!!
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Mr_grumpy
Posted on Thursday, April 01, 2004 - 02:07 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Close, but no cigar.
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Sarodude
Posted on Thursday, April 01, 2004 - 10:28 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Spidey, oh Spidey,just what will you do?
Grumpy has proven that he can Haiku
You tried to Limerick
Results were rather sick
And Grumpy says "Poo Poo on you!"
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Sarodude
Posted on Wednesday, January 04, 2006 - 12:56 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Had to Bump this....

-Saro
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