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Crusty
Posted on Monday, August 24, 2009 - 05:51 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

(somebody's, maybe not mine)
I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.



More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s not only better, but also more directly involves me.



Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.



I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.



The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase “Regards” again.



There is a great need for sarcasm font.



Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.



How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?



I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.



I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.



The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text.



A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it.



Was learning cursive really necessary?



Lol has gone from meaning, “laugh out loud” to “I have nothing else to say”.



I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.



How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said?



What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?



While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it…thanks Mario Kart.



MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.



Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.



Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.



I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.



Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?



Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I’m from, this shouldn’t be a problem….



You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you’ve made up your mind that you just aren’t doing anything productive for the rest of the day.



Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don’t want to have to restart my collection.



There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.



I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.



“Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this ever.



When I meet a new girl, I’m terrified of mentioning something she hasn’t already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.



I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it’s on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.



As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.



Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.



It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.



I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.



Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn’t know what do to with it.



Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet my @$$ everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time…



My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day “Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?” How the hell do I respond to that?



It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com and the link takes me to a video instead of text.



I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.



I think the freezer deserves a light as well.



I disagree with Kay Jewellers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.
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Ducbsa
Posted on Monday, August 24, 2009 - 06:46 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

Yeah, for me, it seems to run me in & out of the cul de sac on the way out to the road.}
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Kyrocket
Posted on Monday, August 24, 2009 - 07:57 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

My freezer has a light, don't they all?


Those are pretty funny.
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Greenlantern
Posted on Monday, August 24, 2009 - 08:21 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day “Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?” How the hell do I respond to that?


How would you know that you did?
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Pkforbes87
Posted on Monday, August 24, 2009 - 08:27 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

You'd most likely find a shuriken in your flat tire : )
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Aptbldr
Posted on Monday, August 24, 2009 - 12:39 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Some are too damn familiar...
Rationalize: it's healthy to laugh at one's self.
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Midknyte
Posted on Monday, August 24, 2009 - 01:51 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com and the link takes me to a video instead of text.

It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on XYZ.com and the link takes me to a registration page instead of the story.
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Crackhead
Posted on Monday, August 24, 2009 - 02:27 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

"I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. "

use Tools > Private Browsing
now the webpage to 2girls1cup is not saved.


"Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?"
your wife must be putting out less and less every year}
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Froggy
Posted on Monday, August 24, 2009 - 03:19 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)


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Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.




+1 to that. I saw Bevis and Butthead do America and Ace Ventura when I was like 7, I recently saw them again, totally different experience.
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Froggy
Posted on Monday, August 24, 2009 - 03:28 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)


quote:

Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don’t want to have to restart my collection.




Given how much I hate Sony, I am skipping Blu Ray.



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I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.




Well if you didn't change anything, click no! Duh.


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Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.




Get a binary watch.
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Swordsman
Posted on Monday, August 24, 2009 - 03:37 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

"I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history erase your hard drive if you die."

Fixed it!

~SM
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Blake
Posted on Monday, August 24, 2009 - 03:37 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I saw the movie Deliverance when I was maybe nine or ten years old. Saw it again as an adult. Ohhhhhhhh Nooooooooo!
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Metalstorm
Posted on Monday, August 24, 2009 - 03:49 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

There is a great need for sarcasm font.

Yes there is! Sarcasm is my native language. I need a emoticon so people can understand me better : )

I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

Take a cane and thread in through all ten plastic bags.
Much easier to carry them all at once.
Yes I do this : D

“Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this ever.

That is an accurate statement LOL
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Doughnut
Posted on Monday, August 24, 2009 - 04:35 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.


Oh yeah!
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Etennuly
Posted on Monday, August 24, 2009 - 08:59 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

My random thought;

Wow.....Crusty has a lot of random thoughts!
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Slaughter
Posted on Monday, August 24, 2009 - 09:06 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

When you are with a group of youngsters and you just don't get "it" - whatever "it" is at that moment - a joke, a statement, a program on TV - simply saying "DUDE" will get you out of trouble.

Nobody challenges a well-used "dude" when delivered with authority.
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