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Herobluebuell
Posted on Tuesday, August 11, 2009 - 03:44 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

So, an unheathy amount of time?

you bet
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Whatever
Posted on Tuesday, August 11, 2009 - 03:48 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Define UNHEALTHY amount of time... every second of every day, interfering with work and other responsibilities... causing you to consider stuffed animals as mates...
MIGHT be a problem...

That is alot to me, BUT women go through phases with it... it is not always there, every second of every day... but I get in a crowd or see a man in uniform and then I usually wonder what it might be like...
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Doughnut
Posted on Tuesday, August 11, 2009 - 03:49 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

This is why I love BWB, so much cheaper then my shrink! Sorry for the thread high jack, on with the tapping stories!
(I will live vicariously [not even close to the correct spelling] through you all!)

(Message edited by Doughnut on August 11, 2009)
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Cityxslicker
Posted on Tuesday, August 11, 2009 - 05:50 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

HWYGLMTTA?...
u hz 30 minz 2 get it, else its za for lunch.
So do I get pepperoni for lunch or the vegi special?

F'n gotta love skript kitties.

She knew EXACTLY what I was talking about.
Sex is whats for LUNCH.
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Pkforbes87
Posted on Tuesday, August 11, 2009 - 06:42 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

This really isn't working for me, which I take as a compliment.

Any time I send this message I'm not getting a text message response. Instead I get a phone call instantly asking who was using my phone or why I'm drunk on a Tuesday afternoon.

Guess I'm just not a wham-bam-thank-you-maam kind of guy.
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Doughnut
Posted on Tuesday, August 11, 2009 - 06:47 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Almost seems urban myth-ish.
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Froggy
Posted on Tuesday, August 11, 2009 - 06:49 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Well, this ain't working for me either, not sure how the hell you guys are doing it.
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Cityxslicker
Posted on Tuesday, August 11, 2009 - 07:27 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

she is 22, its more of a gen Y thing apparently, none of the girls my age know what the hell I am talking about, and were upset that I would ask it

ZOMG my daughter told me what taht means, sic man, come by at 7 : D

who knew those 9 lil letters were panny droppers?
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Doughnut
Posted on Tuesday, August 11, 2009 - 07:59 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Someone pm me what those 9 letters mean?
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Bikejunky
Posted on Tuesday, August 11, 2009 - 08:17 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

HRMBM!
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Ramm
Posted on Tuesday, August 11, 2009 - 08:25 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I think it is a younger generation thing. Early 20's were the ones that worked for me. One was a high school senior though, not going to tap that. Will feel awkward. hah
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Doughnut
Posted on Tuesday, August 11, 2009 - 08:27 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

You are just making shit up now.
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Slaughter
Posted on Tuesday, August 11, 2009 - 08:33 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Me:

Let me not to the marriage of true minds

Admit impediments. Love is not love

Which alters when it alteration finds,

Or bends with the remover to remove:

O no! it is an ever-fixed mark

That looks on tempests and is never shaken;

It is the star to every wandering bark,

Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.

Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks

Within his bending sickle's compass come:

Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,

But bears it out even to the edge of doom.

If this be error and upon me proved,

I never writ, nor no man ever loved.

She:

Leave me the F*CK ALONE!
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Cityxslicker
Posted on Tuesday, August 11, 2009 - 09:47 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Her: Whats that mean?
Me: Hey When You Gonna Let Me Tap That Azz?
Her: Um, dont you think we should meet first for coffee?
Me: Theres coffee every where in this town, only one you
Her: IDK
Me: You do know, so yeh or neh?
Her; Not tonite, Friday?
Me: Yep, I will bring the coffee
Her: FYL
Me: whats that ?
Her; tell you friday !

full on panny dropper, who knew?
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Ramm
Posted on Tuesday, August 11, 2009 - 11:32 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

You are just making shit up now.

Want me to video tape them or phone screen shots?
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Cityxslicker
Posted on Wednesday, August 12, 2009 - 03:31 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Of the 12 I sent
3 gos
4 um no, I dont like you like that
2 Who is this ?
3 phone backs after typing out the definition.

All in all a very productive jump shot to my weeks dance card. Who knew ?
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Herobluebuell
Posted on Wednesday, August 12, 2009 - 07:55 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Me: hey, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: what?
Me: hurry up im a busy man.
Her: im not home.
me: BOO!
her: when i come home maybe.
me: sounds like a plan.

Haha this really does work...i guess they like it when your a jerk to them.
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Whatever
Posted on Wednesday, August 12, 2009 - 12:33 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Dudes, I would just spit coke through my nose. Or maybe something worse... Unless you look like Brad Pitt or something.

Do any of you look like Brad Pitt?
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Bott
Posted on Wednesday, August 12, 2009 - 12:40 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

me; when ya gonna let me hit that
her: YOU gonna pay for these stupid fu*%ing text messages?
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Whatever
Posted on Wednesday, August 12, 2009 - 12:51 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Slaughter you are too funny!

Bott- you are 43 and you are trying this s***? Time to grow up... unless of course you look like a movie star...
and really texting a proposition to someone???

Too too funny!

(Message edited by Whatever on August 12, 2009)
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Wolfridgerider
Posted on Wednesday, August 12, 2009 - 12:56 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Do any of you look like Brad Pitt?

if he has gained about 50 lbs... grew a beard... got some tat's.. changed the shape of his face, body.... a$$...
then yes... we could be twins.
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Whatever
Posted on Wednesday, August 12, 2009 - 01:00 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

YES

Brad


NO

Garth


Specimen number one could say just about anything "Tap That" or any other moronic line.... it would be a yes.

Now specimen two could say anything and I would just spit coke through my nose.
Oh yeah.

Time to get back to work... how do you spell specimen???



(Message edited by Whatever on August 12, 2009)
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Bott
Posted on Wednesday, August 12, 2009 - 01:25 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Whatever; yup texted it to my older than I wife...I refuse to grow up!
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Herobluebuell
Posted on Wednesday, August 12, 2009 - 01:27 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Dudes, I would just spit coke through my nose. Or maybe something worse... Unless you look like Brad Pitt or something.

No brad pitt here.
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Cityxslicker
Posted on Wednesday, August 12, 2009 - 01:36 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Brad Pitt, No
Jason Alexander; Yes

Him
Me

Ladies love the bad man. Georgie gets it for the win.

(Message edited by cityxslicker on August 12, 2009)
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Whatever
Posted on Wednesday, August 12, 2009 - 01:42 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

YES


Johnny


NO


MJ


City... I see the resemblance... just put some crumbs on your chest!!!

Now really I have to get out of here ..."work"...look for jobs

(Message edited by Whatever on August 12, 2009)
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Whatever
Posted on Wednesday, August 12, 2009 - 01:48 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

YES
YES
YES


Bono


BONO is THE MAN...

(Message edited by Whatever on August 12, 2009)
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Whatever
Posted on Wednesday, August 12, 2009 - 01:51 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Ooooh and DE NIRO... gotta love ROBERT


De Niro
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Ft_bstrd
Posted on Wednesday, August 12, 2009 - 01:55 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)




You KNOW you want this ^ to tap THAT.
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Whatever
Posted on Wednesday, August 12, 2009 - 01:55 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Ok... I got a little carried away... I am done now... how bout posting some other pick up lines?
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