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     Newfie_buell |
It is with the saddest of hearts that we must pass along the following news. Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky, at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, and two children, Jane Dough and John Dough - plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. | ||
| Iamike |
That makes me a little hungry | ||
| Naughtynurse |
That's funny Newfie LMAO | ||
| Loki |
ROTFLMAO  | ||
| Jst |
Now I need some biscuits. Where's my oven mitts? | ||
| Doughnut |
NO . . . Not Doughboy!  | ||
| Piggos |
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| Bomber |
now THAT"S funny! | ||
| Newfie_buell |
OK, Thats one better than the Death Announcement!!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
I LOVE that picture.  | ||
| Mrs_crusty |
LMFAO!! | ||
| Evaddave |
check out the oven window, too! |
