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     Greenlantern |
Don't drink the milk, It's SPOILED! | ||
| Greenlantern |
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| Vampress |
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| Badlionsfan |
Too many pics will make this a photo thread, which goes against the no subject title, which would be misleading. Change it up people! | ||
| Greenlantern |
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| Badlionsfan |
You know what I haven't had in a while,Big League Chew. | ||
| Greenlantern |
gazoontite! | ||
| Chippy |
poopity poop | ||
| Vampress |
Two cows were standing in a field. One cow says "have you heard about this mad cow disease?" The second cow says "I don't care...I'm a helicopter!!!!" | ||
| Not_purple_s2 |
Interesting fact: pigs can have 30min long orgasms. | ||
| Vampress |
only interesting if you are a pig...or if they can somehow reconstruct and combine the dna of pigs with that of humans and create a tonic which can be taken (I don't like needles very much)to simulate the effects a pig may feel at such a point. | ||
| Mortarmanmike120 |
Plot summary The film opens "a few years from now" in the Australian state of Victoria, in a dystopian future where law and order has begun to break down. Berserk motorcycle gang member Crawford "Nightrider" Montizano has broken police custody and - with a punk woman by his side - is attempting to flee from the Main Force Patrol (MFP), the Federal highway police unit, in a stolen MFP Pursuit Special. Though he manages to elude his initial pursuers, the Nightrider then encounters the MFP's "top pursuit man", leather-clad Max Rockatansky (Mel Gibson). Max, the more skilled driver, pursues the Nightrider in a high-speed chase which results in the death of the Nightrider and his woman in a fiery car crash. Nightrider's Armalite motorcycle gang - which is led by the barbaric "Toecutter" (portrayed by Hugh Keays-Byrne) and his lieutenant Bubba Zanetti (Geoff Parry) - is running roughshod over the Outback, vandalizing property, stealing fuel and terrorising the citizenry. Max and his fellow officer Jim Goose (Steve Bisley) are able to arrest the Toecutter's young protege, a punk named Johnny the Boy (Tim Burns), when Johnny lingers at the scene of one of the gang’s crimes. However, when no witnesses show for his trial, the courts declare the case "no contest", and Johnny is released. A shocked Goose attacks Johnny and must be physically restrained; both Goose and Johnny shout threats of revenge at each other. After Bubba drags Johnny away, MFP Captain Fifi Macaffee frees his officers to pursue the gangs as they want, "so long as the paperwork's clean". Shortly thereafter, Johnny sabotages Goose's MFP motorcycle; the motorcycle locks up at high speed the next day, throwing Goose from the bike, but Goose survives. He borrows a ute to haul his bike back to civilization. However, Johnny causes Goose to run off the road and then - upon the Toecutter's insistence, and perhaps as a gang initiation - burns Goose alive in the wreckage of the ute. Goose survives, but after seeing his charred body in the hospital's burn ward, Max becomes angry and disillusioned with the police force. Worried of what may happen if he stays in the job, and fearing he may become as savage and brutal as the gang members, Max announces to Fifi that he is resigning from the MFP with no intention of returning. Fifi convinces him to take a holiday first before making his final decision about leaving. While on holiday at the coast, Max's wife, Jessie, (Joanne Samuel) runs into Toecutter's gang, who attempt to molest her. She escapes, but the gang manages to track her to the remote home where she and Max are staying. While attempting to escape, Jessie and her son are run down and run over by the gang; their crushed bodies are left in the middle of the road. Max arrives too late to intervene. Filled with obsessive rage, Max dons his police leathers and takes a supercharged black Pursuit Special to pursue the gang. After torturing a mechanic for information on the gang, Max methodically hunts down and kills the gang members: several gang members are forced off a bridge at high speed; Max shoots and kills Bubba at point blank range with his shotgun; the Toecutter is forced into the path of a speeding Semi-trailer truck and crushed. In the road battles Max has his arm crushed when it is run over by a motorbike, and receives a gunshot to his knee which he fixes with a makeshift splint to his leg. Driven futher mad by the pain, and becoming even more relentless and ruthless, he searches for the final members of the gang. When Max finds Johnny the Boy taking the boots off a dead driver at the scene of a crash, he handcuffs Johnny's ankle to the wrecked vehicle and sets a crude time-delay fuse. Throwing Johnny a hacksaw, Max leaves him the choice of sawing through either the handcuffs (which will take 10 minutes) or his ankle (which will take 5 minutes). As Max drives away, the vehicle explodes; Max drives on further into the Outback without turning back, his face emotionless. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mad_Max | ||
| Lake_bueller |
I'm about to eat an apple. Is this the twitter thread  | ||
| Not_purple_s2 |
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| Reepicheep |
The transmission output shaft from a 1990 KDX-200 will interchange with a 1995-2003 KDX-200, and are generally cheaper on ebay. | ||
| Slaughter |
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| Gregtonn |
Contact patch! | ||
| Mortarmanmike120 |
Since engineering diagrams are skirting dangerously close to having a subject:  | ||
| Gunut75 |
Blue dogs are wet, green buffalo are dry. I used to be a farmer, but now I work out. | ||
| Greenlantern |
You were distant, now you're nearer, I can feel your face inside the mirror. | ||
| Not_purple_s2 |
"No comment" is a comment. | ||
| Greenlantern |
Ya got siddy hands Mista Hooper! Y'been countin' money all yur life? | ||
| Greenlantern |
We put a man on the moon before we put wheels on luggage?!? | ||
| Pkforbes87 |
I I did I did this I did this to I did this to take I did this to take up I did this to take up space (Message edited by pkforbes87 on June 17, 2009) | ||
| Ourdee |
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| Mortarmanmike120 |
Does my ass make my jeans look big? | ||
| Wolfridgerider |
no, the fat makes you look fat. | ||
| Mortarmanmike120 |
 http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31395158/ns/us_news-weird_news/ | ||
| Hr_puffinstuff |
i like eggs  | ||
| Etennuly |
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