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     Greenlantern |
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| Not_purple_s2 |
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| Badlionsfan |
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| Hr_puffinstuff |
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| White |
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| Not_purple_s2 |
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| Slaughter |
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| Ratyson |
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| Greenlantern |
A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in The air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back Down to earth. He tries this a few more times with no success. All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window, Muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything. She opens the window and yells to her husband, 'You need a piece of tail.' The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, 'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.' | ||
| Gregtonn |
An elderly man An elderly man had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was deep enough for swimming, and he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts and some apple and peach trees. One evening he decided to go down to the pond and look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!' The old man frowned, ' I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.' Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.' | ||
| Greenlantern |
NSFW (barely) | ||
| Slaughter |
THREAD TOPIC DRIFT! SPELLING ERRORS! UNNECESSARY SHOUTING! | ||
| Not_purple_s2 |
WHAT?? WHAT???! | ||
| Mortarmanmike120 |
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| Rainman |
I like this thread. It's not as good as the women on bikes thread, but I like it. | ||
| Mortarmanmike120 |
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| Americanmadexb |
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| Speedfreaks101 |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7OgWcwgB50 | ||
| Speedfreaks101 |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9nJ0rpAcqk | ||
| Just_ziptab |
A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts. A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat." He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself." | ||
| Road_thing |
A woman standing up on a bus looks down disapprovingly at a fat man sitting in one of the seats. She says to him, "If that belly were on a woman, she'd be pregnant!" He looks up at her and replies, "Lady, it was, and she is!" rt | ||
| Glitch |
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| Speedfreaks101 |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzZCwJ7Mv0I&NR=1 | ||
| Ourdee |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edaJP3Lp0Gg | ||
| Svh |
What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant with twins | ||
| Speedfreaks101 |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSHDWmhyDeA&feature =related | ||
| Wolfridgerider |
ULY squack says Welcome to PA  | ||
| Hr_puffinstuff |
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| Danger_dave |
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| Firebolt32 |
My arm is broken...  |
