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     M2statz |
Just because I was on call at the hospital all weekend and it is Monday morning... >>> A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into >>> the woods. >>> She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in >>> a trap. >>> >>> The frog said to her, "If you release me from this >>> trap, I will grant you three wishes." >>> >>> The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank >>> you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to >>> your wishes. >>> >>> Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times >>> ten!" >>> >>> The woman said, "That's okay." >>> >>> For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful >>> woman in the world. >>> >>> The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish >>> will also make your husband the most handsome man in the >>> world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". >>> >>> The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be >>> the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for >>> me." >>> >>> So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world! >>> >>> For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in >>> the world. >>> >>> The frog said, "That will make your husband the >>> richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer >>> than you." >>> >>> The woman said, "That's okay, because what's >>> mine is his and what's his is mine." >>> >>> So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! >>> >>> The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she >>> answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack." >>> >>> Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with >>> them. >>> >>> Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke >>> for you. Stop here and continue feeling good. >>> >>> Male readers : Please scroll down. >>> >>> ..... >>> ..... >>> ..... >>> ..... >>> ...... >>> ..... >>> ..... >>> ..... >>> ..... >>> >>> ..... >>> .... >>> >>> ..... >>> ..... >>> ..... >>> ..... >>> The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife >>> . >>> >>> Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think >>> they're really smart. >>> >>> Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the >>> show >>> >>> PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only >>> goes to show that women never listen!!! >>> >>> Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all >>> the ladies who have a good sense of humor. | ||
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| Eaton_corners |
I was confused when I heard the word 'service' used with these agencies. Internal Revenue 'Service' U.S. Postal 'Service' Telephone 'Service' Cable TV 'Service' Civil 'Service' State, City, County & Public 'Service' Customer 'Service' This is not what I thought 'service' meant. But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'service' a few cows. BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us. Now you are as enlightened as I am. | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
A Farmer, his wife, & teenage son are having dinner. The wife says to her husband "He's old enough now, you're his father, you need to explain to him about the birds & the bees" Farmer replies that he'll do it directly after dinner, & true to his word takes the boy out by the fields to talk to him. The boy asks " What did Ma mean about the birds & the bees?" Farmer replies, "Well, you remember those two agri-students we had in the barn last week? Birds & bees do that too!" |
