| Author | Message | ||
     5liter |
TEN BEST CADDY REPLIES > > #10 Golfer: "I think I am going to drown myself in the lake." > Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?" > > #9 Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course. > Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth." > > #8 Golfer: "Do you think that my game is improving?" > Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now." > > #7 Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?" > Caddy: "Eventually!" > > #6 Golfer: "You got to be the worst caddy in the world." > Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a > coincidence." > > #5 Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time." > Caddy: "It's not a watch, it is a compass." > > #4 Golfer: "How do you like my game?" > Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally I prefer golf." > > #3 Golfer: "Do you think it is a sin to play on Sunday?" > Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it is a sin on any day." > > #2 Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on." > Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago." > > AND THE #1 BEST CADDY COMMENT ... > > Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it is too old." > Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir." | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
I love the understatement of #6.  | ||
| Drummer |
And for all the golfers....wasn't Tiger's comeback yesterday incredible! He is simply an amazing athlete. | ||
| Dbird29 |
Excuse me Sandy, if I kill all the golfers they're going to lock me up and throw away the key. | ||
| Americanmadexb |
man if i had a caddy thats exactly what he would say to me!! lol | ||
| Danger_dave |
>>To all the golfers << But some decent clothes and go for a ride. | ||
| Birdy |
You know you're done when your caddie tells you maybe you should take up fishing! |
