| Author | Message | ||
     Innes |
My student nephew sent me this one, Enjoy  At last! A decent chain letter as opposed to normal chain letters/pyramid schemes, this one costs nothing, and you can only win. Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates who are just as virile as you. INSTRUCTIONS Anaesthetise your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton (don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive 823,542 women through the post. Statistically, among those women, will be at least: >0.5 miss worlds >2.5 models >463 wild nymphos >3,234 good-looking nymphos >20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms >40,198 bi-sexual women. In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and tastier than the one you posted off. And, best of all,your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you. DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial expression on her face. While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages. YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life. No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that only interest women) just so that you can get tucked in. No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement. Do not hesitate........send this letter today to 9 of your best friends. PS: Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum cleaner. PPS: This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake. | ||
| Bomber |
This is a hoot, Innes! thanks for the laugh . . . . .. . | ||
| Fullpower |
Do Not Break The Chain. i ma in alaska, should i use priority mail? think i should catheterize her first? now what is the address? | ||
| Newfie_buell |
Gonna be expensive sending her up this way!!! | ||
| Swampy |
WIFEY DOES NOT THINK THIS IS FUNNY ONE BIT. She is now making it necessary that I withdraw my membership! whats the address???? DON'T LET HER KNOW, OR I'M DONE FOR | ||
| Whatever |
Can we just mail off our 'least favorite' guy and not put our name on the list... I think that would be the women's version of your chain letter.  | ||
| Fullpower |
No Char, but you can mail yourself.want my address? | ||
| Whatever |
Dean, If you lived somewhere like the Bahamas I might take you up on it...but Alaska!?!?!?! Nope...  Char | ||
| Newfie_buell |
Hey Charlotte, I got a couple single friends that may like ya!!! | ||
| Fullpower |
OK new plan: we both mail ourselves to the Bahamas, how bout that? | ||
| Whatever |
Sounds good, send me an e-mail when you get down there...  | ||
| Court |
>>>>>No Char, but you can mail yourself.want my address? Never have I known a braver man! Court (Char...I live in Biloxi, MS) | ||
| Dullorb |
Can we just mail off our 'least favorite' guy and not put our name on the list... I think that would be the women's version of your chain letter. So that's what CJ was warning me about... |
