| Author |
Message |
    
Corporatemonkey
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 18, 2009 - 04:28 am: | 
|
I'll be upstairs in a moment.
Must be nice to be a kept boy...  |
Court
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 18, 2009 - 09:35 am: |
|
Who? . . .me or Erik?
|
Oldog
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 18, 2009 - 09:42 am: |
|
I never know if Erik's been in orthopedic surgery or simply misbehaved and got decked.
Thanks for the mornings laugh! |
Road_thing
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 18, 2009 - 09:56 am: |
|
"Lovelly and Vivacious" doesn't really do her justice...
May I suggest "Formidable?"
rt |
Court
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 18, 2009 - 10:32 am: |
|
May I suggest "Formidable?"
Seems to fall short . . . want me to tell her that you called her a name?
You're not THAT far away. |
Davegess
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 18, 2009 - 12:26 pm: |
|
You folks need to be careful here, you do not know what you are dealing with. So far I have been successful in keeping my wife away from these two but I can see the defenses crumbling and when the wall is breeched the world as we know it may end.
Court, we need to work out some sort of blame to assign future blame to Jack and Natalia 'cause if the two Vic ever team up with Trish we are lost |
Court
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 18, 2009 - 01:04 pm: |
|
It's too late . . . Erik and I have been busted too many times . . . we had a deal working until the gals starting talking more than we did.
Used to be a guitar would arrive at the door and it was easy to give the "Erik had it shipped here so he wouldn't have to pay sales tax". That worked until someone, doing me a favor, let Mrs. B know "hey, Erik's new guitar arrived".
The next really ugly incident was the mystery amplifier. While the SCU was in her office in London I went shopping, bought a Fender amp and had it stashed in the bowels of the man-cave.
Several of us are in town one day and Erik, who was tired from traveling, decides to split and ride home with the SCU whilst the rest of us stay and take the ferry home.
He gets to the house and decides to play some guitar. As the SCU is walking by she sees Erik having a problem and no sound from the amplifier. She, in a gallant effort to help, starts tracing the cord from the guitar, presumably to see if it were plugged in.
She, now that the excitement has ebbed and it's relegated to a "funny story" says as she followed the cord that Erik was stomping on the cord as if the guy in the cartoon would stomp on a dynamite fuse hoping his foot obscuring her view of the cord would terminate her search for the other end.
In seconds she reaches the end and I, arguably the least bright of the 4, have left all the hang tags on the amp.
About an hour later I walk in the front door and Erik passes by with a cheshire cat grin saying "you are sooooo busted" before he cleared the area for his own safety. He, of course, was viewed as an innocent victim.
We were talking last night, after your note, about Natalia and Jack . . talk about an instant association! . . . scary.
It's interesting that we all, and as I think about it, it may well be an indictment of us, married well above our cognitive stations and to some really tough gals. It seems to be a phenomenon with Buells . . . I mean, Mrs. Road Thing, also all of about 90# soaking wet, has teamed up with this crew and I'd give 6-1 odds on her up against the Thang many times her size. Yeah go out West . . . look at the Queen of all Pies, Sunny (who could just as well be called "Tiny") and D in down there in Fancy Schmancy Gap and . . . well, I'd advise against ever pickin' a fight with the SCU of any Buell owner!
It's really scary stuff and a genuine shame that someone as nice as I am has to suffer this curse of dominance.
|
Crusty
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 18, 2009 - 08:15 pm: |
|
well, I'd advise against ever pickin' a fight with the SCU of any Buell owner
It isn't any easier even when the SCU has her own Buell.
Just remember, Dynamite comes in small packages, too. |
Vampress
| | Posted on Thursday, February 19, 2009 - 08:27 am: |
|
rotfpmsl!!!
ahaha breathe ahahaha! |
|
