| Author | Message | ||
     Mr_grumpy |
The Man Rules Here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE! 1.Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine..Really 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as FOOTBALL or motor sports 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. | ||
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| Svh |
That was funny. My wife even thought so | ||
| Texastechx1 |
my GF liked that, she said it is very true of most women. | ||
| Cityxslicker |
Sleeping on the couch is not camping... I put a GP medium in the back yard with the full camping suite with power, water, heat and stereo. The neighbors complained, the EX didnt. I still have the tent, the gal is gone. | ||
| Ourdee |
I explained the toilet seat this way. If, I leave it down not everyone will lift it before practicing their aim. so, I leave it up to keep you from sitting in a puddle. This calmed down the coed bathroom problem at work. Yes, I put it down at home. I'm going to stay married, the options are too expensive. | ||
| Skinstains |
Men need the seat down for certain functions and put the seat down for these occasions. I don't find it to be a hassle at all. I would really like to put in the vintage urinal I took from an abandoned building but am too lazy. Maybe one day. | ||
| Danger_dave |
I don't like camping. My idea of roughing it is 4 stars in the accomodation guide. | ||
| Diablobrian |
That Uly/tt trek across the outback must have been pure hell then Dave!  | ||
| Corporatemonkey |
I don't like camping. My idea of roughing it is 4 stars in the accomodation guide. +1 Rough camping is for chumps | ||
| Cochise |
My favorite: Ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. |
