G oog le BadWeB | Login/out | Topics | Search | Custodians | Register | Edit Profile


Buell Motorcycle Forum » Quick Board Archives » Archive through February 09, 2009 » How to Make it Better « Previous Next »

Author Message
Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message

Gregtonn
Posted on Sunday, February 08, 2009 - 12:29 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

How to Improve Federal Congressional Efficiency:
Line ‘em up once a month, in formation, on the capital mall. (Hey, we’re paying for it, so let’s use it.)
Line up all 535 of them plus the POTUS and his VEEP and entire cabinet. (What do you mean it’s a security issue? They’re in charge of our nation’s security aren’t they?)
If any of them are AWOL handle it the same way the military does.
Now give the formation the tongue lashing or praise they deserve based on their prior months performance. This lecture will be limited to 6 minutes, so make it short and to the point. Dismiss them and send them immediately back to their duties.
How should we select who gives them the tongue lashing or praise?
I don’t know yet, but I suspect we could come up with some great ideas.
Make them short and sweet. (Not like current laws.)
I suspect that the first few years will require more tongue lashing than praise.
If this is done correctly we will save this country.

G
Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message

Just_ziptab
Posted on Sunday, February 08, 2009 - 12:45 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Per performance, a firing squad would be more justifiable and would "send a message"....
Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message

Doubled
Posted on Sunday, February 08, 2009 - 12:19 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

How should we select who gives them the tongue lashing or praise?

Well, we could start with this guy...

http://www.badweatherbikers.com/buell/messages/406 2/433882.html?1234055043
Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message

Cityxslicker
Posted on Sunday, February 08, 2009 - 04:38 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I like pushups and laps for punishment
but then again there are a couple of legislators and corporate CEO's that I think need an all expense trip to the New Hotel Gitmo....
« Previous Next »

Add Your Message Here
Post:
Bold text Italics Underline Create a hyperlink Insert a clipart image

Username: Posting Information:
This is a private posting area. Only registered users and custodians may post messages here.
Password:
Options: Post as "Anonymous" (Valid reason required. Abusers will be exposed. If unsure, ask.)
Enable HTML code in message
Automatically activate URLs in message
Action:

Topics | Last Day | Tree View | Search | User List | Help/Instructions | Rules | Program Credits Administration