| Author | Message | ||
     Wolfridgerider |
When they show up with a bottle of.... Tennessee Red Neck Wine http://www.redbarnwinery.com/  What are the trying to say??....... | ||
| Swordsman |
Oh, I think it's pretty obvious.  ~SM | ||
| Wolfridgerider |
Me too.... LOL | ||
| Chippy |
you must be a man of very refined tastes! | ||
| Spiderman |
they think your a sissy for drinkin wine instead of beer | ||
| Skinstains |
They obviously think you are a very well read, distinguished, well traveled, connisseur of culture. With some seriously deep skull-cooker roots. | ||
| Spectrum |
White wines are for sissy boys. Real men drink big bold red wines only!  | ||
| Cityxslicker |
Any real redneck or hillbilly will tell you, White Lightning is the stuff to bring to the party | ||
| Froggy |
Ask the C3 crew for that "wine" I tried a while back!  | ||
| Wolfridgerider |
Every time I have drank Ever Clear.... I black out... puke... then pass out.... The black out part can go on for awhile... thats the time frame I have SUPER STUPID POWERS!! I can fly... I am the best friend in the world!! to everything... man or beast.... (Rabid dogs, eye clawing cats... UGLY FAT WOMEN) I have "Billy Badass, I'm Marine Corps vet and will kick your ass into orbit" flash backs I can sing.... I can dance.... I can walk on fire... The list goes on and on... If you don't think I can do it... just double dog dare me!! With that in mind.... I stay war far away from the hard stuff!! | ||
| Danger_dave |
The best fortified wine (Port) in NZ comes from a remote Pub on the North Island. It's labeled 'Hap's F***ing Great Port' - and it is. | ||
| Edgydrifter |
I distinctly remember sitting on the stairs, distraught from having just been dumped, and taking a long pull off a bottle of Everclear. I remember the caustic burn in my throat, and the numbness that radiated out from my gut with surprising speed. I remember very little of the evening after that, but I heard it went poorly. That was twenty years ago, and I haven't touched Everclear since. There's hard stuff, and then there's stupid stuff. I count Everclear in the latter column. | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
My alcoholic neighbor came over after she had finished off a bottle of conundrum by herself (purple teeth at the door). She and I killed a bottle of Pinot and a bottle of Cab. I have her a shot of the 180 proof lightning I had in the cupboard. She left, and I haven't seen her since. The look (or lack thereof) on her face was priceless. I've never seen a liquid remove all expression and affect from someone's face like moonshine does. | ||
| Bill0351 |
GAK! When I was about 16 we stole a dusty old mason jar of moonshine from my parents house. We could barley choke it down and we would drink ANYTHING! We never gave up though... I remember it hurt almost as bad the next day as it did the night before. Drinking that stuff requires a steely eyed determination to get a buzz that I just don't have in me anymore. | ||
| Danger_dave |
>>Drinking that stuff requires a steely eyed determination to get a buzz that I just don't have in me anymore. << Never had it. All straight liquor just tastes like gasoline to me. | ||
| Hootowl |
Fruit wines have their place. People take wine way to seriously. Just enjoy it and the company that brings it. That's what wine is all about anyway. | ||
| Edgydrifter |
That's true. I bought some homemade fruit wine from a Hutterite colony a couple years ago. Was it going to win any prestigious international awards? No. Was it enjoyable? Plenty. | ||
| Cityxslicker |
Its all in the recipe. Great grandpappy used watermelons and black berries in the mash to avoid buyin sugar. (that is how the revenuers usually nailed ya) Its like somebody made a koolaid with rubbing alcohol.... smooth | ||
| Barker |
My buddy brought me a "good tennessee wine" a while back I argued that such thing is not possible. I love wine and Tennessee, but I don't think the two should ever mix. And I grew up on homemade Muscawine. | ||
| Wolfridgerider |
Why you might kill a friend.... | ||
| Danger_dave |
Absinthe makes your farts go Honda. | ||
| Wolfridgerider |
Having a little taste... watching the Buckeyes.... Not to bad! It could use some Pringles.... but other than that its pretty good.. | ||
| Rainman |
Not necessarily....had some fine Virginia stump water over christmas from an 80-year-old man who's been making the same recipe for, well, 80 years. He doesn't sell it, just makes it for family and friends with peaches in the mash. Best liquor I've ever had. Like it as much, if not maybe better, than bourbon. | ||
| Ulywife |
Ask the C3 crew for that "wine" I tried a while back! I think NEBO and C3 introduced Froggy to lots of new experiences that weekend! He must have had fun since he keeps coming back to hang out with us. | ||
| Etennuly |
I don't know nothin'....and I can prove it!  But seriously a good Tennessee Mountain Spring Water out of a jar will leave one laughing one's ass off and blank of mind with little or no hangover. I've seen it done!     | ||
| Froggy |
He speaks the truth, I rode 600 miles the next day like nothing |
