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Lightstick
| Posted on Tuesday, December 23, 2008 - 12:57 pm: |
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To All My Left Wing Liberal Friends: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wish. To My Conservative Republican Friends: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year ! and may God Bless You and Your Family ! |
Cityxslicker
| Posted on Tuesday, December 23, 2008 - 01:14 pm: |
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Thanks for the laugh. there ought to be a warning not to read that while drinking hot coffee. It really does burn the nose when you laugh that hard. |
Mr_grumpy
| Posted on Tuesday, December 23, 2008 - 01:15 pm: |
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Bonnes Fetes. (Message edited by Mr_grumpy on December 23, 2008) |
Skinstains
| Posted on Tuesday, December 23, 2008 - 07:41 pm: |
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Wow! You have friends ? I had one once but that @#$%&'n %$#@^&*%$# pissed me off and now I have none. |
Brumbear
| Posted on Tuesday, December 23, 2008 - 07:43 pm: |
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Happy chinese food delivery day!!!!!!!!! FA RA RA RA ra RA RA ra RAAAAAAAA |
Hammer71
| Posted on Tuesday, December 23, 2008 - 07:51 pm: |
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LOL RUNCH |
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