| Author | Message | ||
     Brumbear |
I have to tell you all about my day. I was on my way to Ikea this morning in my truck the wife is following me in her car oblect to big at Ikea. We are in traffic and it is yoyoing at about 40mph the guy in front of me stops I got time hit the brake NOTHING. I start shitting a brick rt 80 8am NJ wall to wall cars things are looking bad I got just enough room to move from left lane to middle now I swear I am lane splitting with a ram 150 van not fun boys and girls not fun. Guy in the right lane sees me and decides he aint gonna let me in bad mistake for dude trucks down to about 20 I don't want to hit the ebrake I'll bat turn so phluck him I just go he swerves into the schoulder I go into the right then I had to cut him off again he was pissed I tell ya but he let me in this time I coast to a stop then hit the ebrake and stopped anti lock thing burst open I don't know why I actually have a tiny bit of a brake but I had my seat back all the way and couln't reach that far. Anyway graetfull to be here tonight for the 3rd time this year I want to thank my Guardian Angel who has been sitting with me very close this year. Oh yeah the wife didn't even see it she was 1 car back. | ||
| Hammer71 |
You Jersey people cant drive. Lock yourself in the house, check Craigslist for a Horse or use public transportation and give me a heads up when you plan on being on the roadway. Glad all is well...........Lucky @#$$ go buy a lottery ticket. | ||
| Brumbear |
already done but I think I am just peachy if I lose. If I get an animal its gotta be the Brahma Bull from Blazing Saddels YES____________________________________NO Thanks BTW | ||
| Hammer71 |
LOL me Mongo | ||
| Danger_dave |
Small world - I had a chat with some Hell's Angels an hour ago. | ||
| Teddagreek |
I know the breakfast at Ikea is cheap but you don't have to rush... That's the one in Elizabeth? Roads are all Gnared up just in that Area from what I remember..  | ||
| Brumbear |
No they got a new one by rt 4 and !7 paramus I guess it is. Been to the elizabeth one though I just love the meatball lunch opens at 11  | ||
| Trac95ker |
Dodged another bullet!!! If you're not rear ending a honda you're cutting someone off in traffic!! I'm glad you said your wife didn't see you. I thought she might make you quit driving.  |
