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Wolfridgerider
Posted on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 - 11:43 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

When to start Cussing.....

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.

'You know what?' says the 6 year old. 'I think it's about time
we started cussing."

The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

The 6 year old continues, 'When we go downstairs for breakfast,
I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass..'

The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old
what he wants for breakfast, he replies, 'Aw, hell, Mom, I guess
I'll have some Cheerios.'

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor,
gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in
hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him
in his room and shouts, 'You can stay there until I let you out!'

She then comes back downstairs , looks at the 4 year old and asks
with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?'

'I don't know', he blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!'



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Hammer71
Posted on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 - 11:47 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

The Vulgarity Police might pull this... it has Ass in it.
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Wolfridgerider
Posted on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 - 11:57 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

a fat one at that!
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Bikertrash05
Posted on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 - 12:02 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I have heard a more vulgar version...
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Babired
Posted on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 - 12:03 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)



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Just_ziptab
Posted on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 - 12:12 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

"The Vulgarity Police might pull this... it has Ass in it." Aw man, Ass must be OK to use.........lookie the clip art allowed.....
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Not_purple_s2
Posted on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 - 12:13 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

FAT ASS
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Cityxslicker
Posted on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 - 12:56 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

The rule is if they can say it on day time tv, with kids present. Ever see Two and a half Men? There is a whole list of cr@p on that show that probably isnt 'age' appropriate.
There was a heated debate at the breakfast table about the difference between skanks and ho's.
The cheerios look pale by comparison.
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