Sons of Anarchy are just a bunch of posers. It's the Mothers of Anarchy that you have to watch out for.
OK, to be honest, I wanted to be in the Sons of Anarchy, but they said I was too old, so they sent me over to the Fathers of Anarchy. I must have gotten confused though, because when I got there a HOG meeting was going on.
By reality show I meant that Joe Armchair will think that it is how all motorcyclists are...
Along with
The Evening news, Easy Rider The Wild Ones Biker Boyzzzz Torque All those Stunta vids of kids wheeling on the freeway you see at the IMS The list goes on!
Now maybe with the SOA peeps will keep off my ass and I won't get any more minivan ennemas! lol
Oh yeah Martha Stewart went to jail, doesn't mean all the home makers on the Home Channles are theifes and crooks like her, the mayor of Detroit is a murdering a-hole doesn't mean all mayors are like this...
I dont think the CityX gives off the I am in a gang and gonna jack your car, murder you, drug your wife, kidnap your kids, blow up your house, terrorize the town, and drink all your booze kinda of attitude...
I have a great marketing plan for H-D. It would be called the BIB (Biker in a Box). The BIB Kit would include the following...
-883 Sportster of your choice -(4) assorted bandanas -(1) bad face...new bikers must always wear a bad face when riding. -(1) pair genuine Chinese made H-D boots -(1) vest -(1) vest accessory kit (patches,pins and road grime) -(3) genuine H-D items with skulls on them -(1) pack henna tattoos -(1) welcome video (depicting the H-D lifestyle that you just bought into) -(1) Molly Hatchet best of CD MSRP $25,097 Good to go! Now put that bad motorscooter on a trailer behind your Dodge minivan and go to Sturgis.
Krazy Kenny of the White Wherewolfs sez: Molly Hatchet is O.K., but, I lost respect for them after I seen them in Laughlin, N.V. this year at the River Run (I didn't trailer my bike to a run, I lived in the area....I swear!) They were BAD!
yes I am sure that we can get the Chrome Consultant to whip up a very nice XL1200N that makes you look bad ass... That will be 16995.00 Thats forward controls, 10 inch mini apes (black), Thunder Header pipe, Forced Elbow induction, SE breather, smoked lenses, leather scrolled seat, and a 3degree kick on the front end. Pony on up, weve already sold two of them Somewhere I have pics
There's a PR ride going on tomorrow afternoon for the show. Saw on an HD site people signing up to wear a SOA t-shirt and follow a marked advertisement truck for a few hours.
Posted on Wednesday, September 03, 2008 - 03:04 am:
I now know where all the FXDX's have been disappearing to. They mutilated a whole heard of them. Put a damn bikini fairing on the majority of them, even the probby got a cafe shield. Somebody oughta let them know that the bikes will corner a hell of a lot better without them damn forward controls on them.