I checked the Aprillia website he's not on there the guy was badmouthing a salesman from a former Aprillia dealer I know and he talked up another guy I kinda know down in lebenon NJ. Just for shits and giggles I am gonna find out a little more on the guy. I will keep you all posted Hey we have not heard from Court on this one Chime in if you would
For a dead man walking EB looked pretty alive at Harley's PDC last week I've been told. He wasn't seen cleaning any offices, packing boxes, giving hugs/kisses or being escorted out of the building.
In true Blues fashion, all the times I am required to fill out my address for any "customer" info, it comes back to a vacant lot (we have no Wrigley here) They must try and deliver a mound of junk mail there daily in my name.
It's true, I was CCed on the email. --------- Dear Random Aprilla Dude,
I am hading in my pink slip and I wanted you to know first hand. Please tell any Bueller you see this news as I am not going to announce the "pink slippage" myself and would rather leave it to your capable hands.
Thank you, EB CTO BadMOFO -------
as you can see about Random Aprillia guy is on the mark!
I would like to take this opportunity to congratulate myself as being the newly appointed CTO of the Buell Motorcycle Company.
My bold new plan will only take 200 days vs the former 200 year plan, after all I am not Dorian Grey.
Being a Green Lantern of this sector, serving under both versions of the corps and being acutely aware of the mounting costs due to liability and litigation of selling Motorcycles, I have decided to immediately cease production of all current models.
You may ask where this leaves BMC and it's loyal consumer base? My answer is why simply "own the the corners" When you can corner a Galaxy!
Introducing the 2009 Buell XP2814 Power Ring.
Small, sleek and powered by cheap, renewable willpower. Corral a Meteor shower, put a halt to any insurgencies that may pop up on Rigel 6, or with a little practice and concentration, split Atoms and wow your buds!
M.S.R.P is $265,950, 450 U.S. Expensive yes, but cheaper than 2009 Mets, Yankees, Jets or Giants season tickets. Litigation and liability? Not when you can simply banish the offending Lawyer to the antimatter universe of Qward! In closing I see the upcoming 200 days as a new chapter in the storied history of Buell and a new age of order for the Universe. So in closing I invite you to try out the ultimate hooligan device and join me in paving a new road to the end of creation.
Randy Thomson Green Lantern 2814 Chief Technical Officer Buell Motorcycle Company.