| Author | Message | ||
     Cityxslicker |
Born to be Wild Spoofs brought to you by caffiene and down time Get your Calico Runnin Head her off at the stairway Hookin her up to a leash Looking for a pet park, or whatever comes our way. Yeah cat owners gonna make it happen Take the Friskees and kat stroller Don’t forget that Eco litter Gonna buy out this place I like nip and scratch toys, Whisker city sisal ring! Loading up the Hybrid Ya Kitty, gonna make a show Take you down to the shop Dressed in a new orange poncho Like a true hippy child, I will name my cat , "Cat" Theres a carpet tower to climb You Know I wanna buy! Born to be Branded Born to be Branded | ||
| Cityxslicker |
A tribute to the Ride to Eat, Eat to Ride H-D crowd Get your motor runnin' Head out on the highway Lookin' for a buffet And whatever comes our way Yeah Darlin' gonna go for seconds Take a spoon and eat all the macncheese Fill all my pockets with cocktail dogs Hope they dont explode in place I like smokey hickory rib samwiches Heavy gravy smothered biscuits Eatin' with both hands And the feelin' that is indegestion Yeah Darlin' go make it happen Take the buffet with no prisoners Eat all the hoursdesvours And ask for more appetizers Like a true gallopin gourmet I will eat, eat to be filled Get my glucose so high I might even hafta die Ride to be eating Eat to be riding.... | ||
| Cityxslicker |
And ifn you have added the auxilary electric cooker box to your bike. Get your motor runnin' Head out on the highway Lookin' for a dinner Or a snack on the roadway Yeah Buellin' gonna make it happen Put the burrito in a stove box Fire all of your bikes and run Don’t let it explode into space I like Chips and Salsa Heavy meaty gravy sauce Breakin' with the wind And the feelin' of indigestion Yeah Darlin' go make dinner happen Take out be damned, I got my oven Fire off my engine at once Preheat down the road and race! Like a true galloping gourmet We were cooking, cooking to eat | ||
| Cityxslicker |
Theres another one floating around about moms and ill repute, but its really not tasteful or work safe. More renditions as they come to me, it really is fodder ripe song. | ||
| Birdy |
CityXslicker'll love the link! LOTs of dirt and off road work http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-549553551 8436086892&q=M2+Bradley&total=29&start=20&num=10&s o=0&type=search&plindex=0 | ||
| Seanp |
Wow, that's just freaky. I was watching Borat, and just as the road trip part started, I clicked on this thread. I read the words at exactly the same time as the real song started playing in the movie. I thought it was some sort of awesome soundtrack in my head... | ||
| Djkaplan |
"Get your Calico Runnin Head her off at the stairway Hookin her up to a leash Looking for a pet park, or whatever comes our way. Yeah cat owners gonna make it happen Take the Friskees and kat stroller Don’t forget that Eco litter Gonna buy out this place" I could have sworn you were ridiculing ME with this post. I have a calico cat... or rather, my ex-girlfriend wouldn't take her cat when we split up. I hook her up to a leash and take her places, but I never 'walk' her, it's impossible - I let her off the leash and she cavorts. I bought every cat toy at PetSmart to keep her occupied. Total waste of money, but she loves cardboard boxes. Her name isn't 'Cat' though, it's 'Kittie'. She was a stray when we got her and she let us know her name was 'Kittie' by meowing everytime we said 'kitty'. I can't believe I'm a batchelor with a cat now. I never had a pet as an adult until I got stuck with this cat. I just found out how long cats can potentially live, and I could very well be stuck with this cat in my 60's. The damn thing isn't a magnet for women like a cute dog is, it just makes me look weird when I'm seen in public carrying a cat around on a leash. The little bitch has better health care coverage than I do right now. Does anyone need a cat? | ||
| Cityxslicker |
i MAY have channeled your experience. the whole song came to me in a moment of caffiene and inspiration... Maybe like Hotel California song or Stairway to Heaven... It just wrote itself  | ||
| Kyrocket |
Exactly how old is it right now DJ? I've got one in the house that is currently 15 and my in-laws had one that was 23 before they had it put down. As much as I love animals this one WILL NOT make it to 23. The old one was mostly a farm cat. Came to the city about the last three years of his life. Just goes to show, city life will kill ya'. | ||
| Cityxslicker |
ok, found the mom version. It is way unsafe for work or public consumption. I dont remember when I wrote it, but it was funny at the time. Those of you that are interested, drop me a private note. I take no responsibility for you being offended. (i know after rereading it I was) | ||
| Cityxslicker |
I have blanked out the NSFW portions, but its still pretty suggestive. Read it to yourself as you hum the Classic Born to be Wild tune. This is the result of too much caffeine and a banter of yo' momma jokes gone wrong Get your moth'a runnin Put her out on the highway Lookin for a trickster Or whatever comes her way Yeah Momma gonna make it happen Take you around the world in a glove embrace Fire off your gun at once Explode onto her face I like cheap perfume and lace Heavy lipstick and mascara Trampin on the corner Charge for feelins down under Yeah Momma gonna make it happen Take you around the world in a glove embrace Fire off your gun at once Explode onto her face Like a true sl*ts child You were born, born to be next She can charge so much Momma can afford to get high Born to be wh@re’d Born to be wh@re’d |
