| Author | Message | ||
     Mikej |
Well, I finally remembered what the question was, and it wasn't a question after all, well it started out as a question but then turned into a task which you will find here: http://www.badweatherbikers.com/buell/messages/476 23/369971.html?1216081673 But just in case I, or anyone else for that matter, forgot something else then feel free to continue this thread. Kind of like Jeopardy, only different. "transcendental hopper dadoscope " Yep, I'd have remember that, especially if I had to "reduce sinusoidal depleneration " . (actually I have no idea what all that is so tomorrow I'll be hitting the urban dictionary to get meself edumacated a bit.)  | ||
| Igneroid |
The reason turds are pointed at each end is so your a$$hole don't slam shut.} | ||
| Ratbuell |
Yes, but if your dog licks the bubblegum (or peanut butter) off your balls, it isn't cheating because it's *your* dog. | ||
| Badlionsfan |
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| Glitch |
Let's keep the lewdness to a very bare minimum please, thank you oh so very much. | ||
| Glitch |
So Mike, I guess what you're saying is that I was way off base thinking you question was about the Turboencabulator? | ||
| Mikej |
Yep, pretty much, but your vocabulation was excellent. | ||
| Glitch |
I have my moments... | ||
| Rainman |
Oh, yum! A bunny breakfast sandwich!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||
| Etennuly |
Does anyone ever really plow snow? | ||
| Jramsey |
"Does anyone ever plow snow?" I plow my driveway every time it snows after I eat a bunny muffin sandwich. | ||
| Crusty |
How about a Puffin in a muffin? | ||
| Froggy |
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| Hr_puffinstuff |
there's NO WAY i'm getting into a muffin  | ||
| Mr_gto |
Can we start over? I am lost! | ||
| M1combat |
Wow... There's TWO rabbits with pancakes on their heads? | ||
| Glitch |
Can we start over? The early attempts to construct a sufficiently robust spiral decommutator failed largely because of lack of appreciation of the large quasi-pietic stresses in the gremlin studs; the latter were specially designed to hold the roffit bars to the spamshaft. When, however, it was discovered that wending could be prevented by the simple addition of teeth to socket, almost perfect running was secured. The operating point is maintained as near as possible to the HF rem peak by constantly fromaging the bituminous spandrels. This is a distinct advance on the standard nivelsheave in that no drammock oil is required after the phase detractors have remissed. Undoubtedly, the Retroencabulator has now reached a very high level of technical development. It has been successfully used for operating nofer trunnions. In addition, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it may be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal depleneration. | ||
| Spiderman |
The causative link between Dihydrogen Monoxide (D.H.M.O.) and Cancer is currently not established, although a significant amount of evidence seems to suggest that Dark Horse MotoO at least plays a role in the formation of cancer, including: Hodgkin's Lymphoma, Ewing's Tumor, chondrosarcoma, fibrosarcoma, multiple myeloma, colorectal cancer, Leukemia, basal cell carcinoma, squamous cell carcinoma, and malignant melanoma. | ||
| Ikeman |
The answer is...4? | ||
| Etennuly |
jramsey, See what I mean, you plowed your driveway, not the snow.  | ||
| Borrowedbike |
Hey. D.H.M.O. is no laughing matter. Seriously.. Look at the research. http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html | ||
| Nik |
And the government is doing nothing about it! They're in collusion with the D.H.M.O. lobby!! | ||
| Badlionsfan |
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| Diablobrian |
The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? (It's been done:http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/) | ||
| Cityxslicker |
Classic. ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land? SOLDIER #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? ARTHUR: Not at all. They could be carried. SOLDIER #1: What? A swallow carrying a coconut? ARTHUR: It could grip it by the husk! SOLDIER #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. ,,, SOLDIER #1: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right? SOLDIER #1: Am I right? SOLDIER #2: It could be carried by an African swallow! SOLDIER #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point. SOLDIER #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that. SOLDIER #1: But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory. SOLDIER #2: Oh, yeah. SOLDIER #1: So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway. [clop clop clop] SOLDIER #2: Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together? SOLDIER #1: No, they'd have to have it on a line. SOLDIER #2: Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper! SOLDIER #1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers? SOLDIER #2: Well, why not? | ||
| Borrowedbike |
Perhaps they could grab it by the husk? | ||
| Buellinachinashop |
two cocks and one ball? crazy. | ||
| Aeholton |
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| Hr_puffinstuff |
i tried to join the fun, but my wife's pit bull got out, and ate the rabbit. and the pancake. | ||
| Rainman |
Don't try it with a beagle and scrambled eggs.... |
