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     Bombardier |
The British doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks." The German doctor says, "That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks." The Russian doctor says,"In my country medicine is so advanced we can take half a heart out of one person put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks." The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind. We just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work, and the other half is preparing for war." | ||
| Rocketsprink |
not a big Bush fan, huh? Although I don't blame you. But some here will consider this an act of war. Go figure. | ||
| Bill0351 |
"The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind. We just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work, and the other half is preparing for war." Not a big Bush fan? How do you figure? All I see here is another example of Americans totally dominating the Brittish, Germans, and Russians yet again! Bill | ||
| Iamike |
For a joke to be funny it needs to have a little truth to it. I don't see much humor in this one. | ||
| Fung |
I hear him loud and clear, you guy must not be watching housing and the construction or other related trades. | ||
| Bill0351 |
Nope! Housing and construction is doing better than ever. PLUS! As the news article at the top of the thread points out, our doctors dominate too. FUNG! YOU ARE ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT A PATRIOT! Bill | ||
| Akbuell |
If memory serves, the Democrats took control of both the House and the Senate at the last general election, on a promise to solve all of these problems, esp. to get out of Iraq and use those monies to solve our domestic issues. Can someone list ANY of their pre-election predictions that they have enacted? | ||
| Brumbear |
Good sound advice: Vote for the best VP Clinton makes it some will probably Knock her off Obama makes it pretty much the same only probably faster Mcain makes it he is 1000 years old and will die in office like an hour after he gets in so boys and girls we are as they say in Jersey well you get the picture I am sure | ||
| Rocketsprink |
"If memory serves, the Democrats took control of both the House and the Senate at the last general election, on a promise to solve all of these problems, esp. to get out of Iraq and use those monies to solve our domestic issues. Can someone list ANY of their pre-election predictions that they have enacted?" I've been waiting for this bullshit excuse to surface. That's been since 2006. Sorry, it takes more than 2 years to fix what been •••••• up the prior 6 years, and with a mighty swipe of the VETO pen, not much CAN happen. | ||
| Fung |
Bill, you are hilarious! | ||
| Bombardier |
Hey guys. It was just a joke!!! If it was meant to be a debate I would have posted it on the Backfire Board! | ||
| Bill0351 |
Bombadier... Did you want to talk about our dominance over the European medical community or not? Make up your mind or change your name to Flip-flop-adier! YOU AREN'T A PATRIOT EITHER! Bill (Message edited by bill0351 on May 18, 2008) | ||
| Bombardier |
No you are dead right Bill. I am not a PARROT. I am Australian and we have the divine right to have a sense of humour. | ||
| Rainman |
The economy is wonderful. People are finding jobs everywhere. The housing market is good. Harley-Davidson is hiring new employees and stepping up production, Michigan is nigh on to full employment, every carpenter, electrician and plumber can work, if he wants to, folks can afford to buy all the food they need and gas is never going to reach $5 a gallon .... and I have an American Flag unfurled on my helmet and find politics to be the biggest joke of all and it's always on us. | ||
| Lightstick |
You forgot one - The check's in the mail. | ||
| Cowtown |
"and with a mighty swipe of the VETO pen, not much CAN happen" Bush has only vetoed 9 bills, the fewest in over 80 years. He'll have to more than double that number to exceed the 2nd fewest in 80 years, JFK's 21 during his 3 years in office. Oh but wait, the threat is enough so why should congress try to do what they promised. | ||
| Rocketsprink |
I'm still waiting for Bush to do what he has promised. Oh wait, he has. Absolutely nothing. | ||
| Bill0351 |
An Australian? A parrot with a divine right to have a sense of humor? The only thing parrots have the divine right to do is poop on pirates shoulders and demand crackers. We are eagles who can eat things as large as a baby mountain goat. We crap on mountain tops! Bill | ||
| Ferrisbuellersdayoff |
Residential construction is dwindling, the market is about to belly flop. I've seen houses sold with band new cars/trucks/boats/bikes/ATVs/PWCs/free lifetime memberships....etc. 4 years ago my grandmothers property was appraised at $230K, for just the land, not including the house. Now she's passed away and we can barely afford the taxes on her land and ours, we'd really not like to lose such a big part of our heritage. We just can't afford it. Last August we had the place appraised for personal inquirey if incase we had to sell. $180k house and land. | ||
| Nevrenuf |
i thought it was funny bomb, some people have no sense of humor. | ||
| Slaughter |
You're all goin ta HELL I tells ya! (that's what the voices all say) | ||
| Bombardier |
I am a former soldier myself Bill and can understand that the indoctrination can take some time to wear off. This is not about who has the biggest or fastest or the toughest. This was a joke. | ||
| Tom_b |
I think it was funny. everybody needs to lighten up. "it is now politically correct to make jokes about the mentally challenged since our president is a retard"( carlos mencia | ||
| Cityxslicker |
'The Russian doctor says,"In my country medicine is so advanced we can take half a heart out of one person put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks." ' In Soviet case, we take liver and kidneys from patient and still send him to war, his organs are sold on black market for av fuel and rocket launchers, his relatives turned him into save their kidneys and livers .... | ||
| Corporatemonkey |
The economy is wonderful. People are finding jobs everywhere. The housing market is good. Harley-Davidson is hiring new employees and stepping up production, Michigan is nigh on to full employment, every carpenter, electrician and plumber can work, if he wants to, folks can afford to buy all the food they need and gas is never going to reach $5 a gallon .... and I have an American Flag unfurled on my helmet and find politics to be the biggest joke of all and it's always on us. What kind of drugs are you on??? You wouldn't mind sharing with the rest of the class would you???  | ||
| Danger_dave |
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. | ||
| Crusty |
Ben Franklin on Bald Eagles: "For my own part I wish the Bald Eagle had not been chosen the Representative of our Country. He is a Bird of bad moral Character. He does not get his Living honestly. You may have seen him perched on some dead Tree near the River, where, too lazy to fish for himself, he watches the Labour of the Fishing Hawk; and when that diligent Bird has at length taken a Fish, and is bearing it to his Nest for the Support of his Mate and young Ones, the Bald Eagle pursues him and takes it from him. "With all this Injustice, he is never in good Case but like those among Men who live by Sharping & Robbing he is generally poor and often very lousy. Besides he is a rank Coward: The little King Bird not bigger than a Sparrow attacks him boldly and drives him out of the District. He is therefore by no means a proper Emblem for the brave and honest Cincinnati of America who have driven all the King birds from our Country . . ." | ||
| Rainman |
You wouldn't mind sharing with the rest of the class would you??? If only I could! Hell, if I could only find enough for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||
| Slaughter |
Ben Franklin actually recommended the wild turkey as the national bird. I'd recommend the middle digit as the national bird... (but nobody asked me.) | ||
| Greenlantern |
Chuck Norris can take all of those organs out of one person and cram them down the throat of another in two minutes!!! Then he tells them if they don't have a job by the next day he will do it AGAIN!!!   Choke on that you "Old World" pantywaists!  |
