| Author | Message | ||
     Slaughter |
Workplace safe. Need sound. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCmF4-PYAHA Original version was more appropriately soundtracked with "Duelling Banjos" | ||
| Damnut |
fake. | ||
| Wolfridgerider |
 that is some funny $hit! | ||
| Slaughter |
Still funny. Guy walks into a bar with a bottle. Bartender notices it's a bit dirty and cleans it and out POPS a genie. Genie tells him "I've been a prisoner in the bottle for two centuries and as a reward for releasing me, I will grant you one wish." Bartender says "Hey, I've always wanted to have a regular vacation in Hawaii but hate paying airline fares, build me a bridge over there." Genie says, "Sorry but that will take an extraordinary amount of time and materials, would be very dangerous in bad weather and rough seas could submerge the bridge deck itself. Isn't there anything else you'd rather ask for?" Bartender thinks for a minute and then asks the genie: "OK then, I'd like to know what my wife REALLY expects to hear me say when she asks if the pants make her butt look big." The genie asks the bartender "Will that bridge be two lanes or four?" The above scene between bartender and genie is fake because - hey, what happened to the first guy? Yeah, it can still be used as a lead-in to a funny scenario and it'll still be fake... but maybe funny. :-) (Message edited by slaughter on May 07, 2008) | ||
| Igneroid |
Now how can you say that fool was a Canadian Slaughter?? Prolly some gunhappy Yank playin with his reloading kit.... | ||
| Bombardier |
Different shirt after the bang. | ||
| Doerman |
Tough crowd tonite. | ||
| Natexlh1000 |
This was pathetic. | ||
| Slaughter |
Genie jokes are getting old too. |
