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Slaughter
Posted on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 - 05:13 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
OK this is from the SV board but it's STILL a funny one.

Even when you are a complete IDIOT, it's good to wear the gear... ALL THE TIME. (and like my Daddy said about wimmenz, "you gotta know when to let go)

http://www.break.com/index/burnout-goes-bad.html
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Irideabuell
Posted on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 - 06:16 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
Classic. The part where he hangs on to the bike as it slams into the side of that parked car is testament to his intelligence.
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Firebolt32
Posted on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 - 08:41 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
That would be a prime example of a douche canoe
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New12r
Posted on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 - 08:45 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
FUNNY!!
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Newbuellertoo
Posted on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 - 09:14 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
"That would be a prime example of a douche canoe"

I believe that stunt has now earned him a promotion to the rank of "Phlegmwad" (1st class)
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Xl1200r
Posted on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 - 09:24 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
Nowhere during that does he think, "Let go of the gas," or, "MORE FRONT BRAKE!!!"

Dope.
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Freezerburn
Posted on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 - 11:16 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
Priceless.
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Greenlantern
Posted on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 - 11:45 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
ADMIRAL DOUCHE CANOE!.........AWAAAAAAAY!!





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Swordsman
Posted on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 - 11:54 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
I think he was afraid he'd drop it if he let go.

Oops, he dropped it anyway, didn't he?

~SM
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Buellfighter
Posted on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 - 01:15 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
Priceless!
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Firebolt32
Posted on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 - 01:43 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
I think it's pretty funny that his buddy just stands there after Mr. Canoe slams into the car.
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Hammeroid
Posted on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 - 01:56 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
Correction.

That's douche bag.
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Glitch
Posted on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 - 05:21 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
At least he was wearing the gear
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Danger_dave
Posted on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 - 05:43 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
I posted it on a NZ group.

The softies all 'feel sorry' for him.

One of these days I'll introduce them to Admiral Canoe. :-)
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Danger_dave
Posted on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 - 05:44 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
>>I think it's pretty funny that his buddy just stands there after Mr. Canoe slams into the car.<<

I'd have to either laugh or abuse.
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Mr_grumpy
Posted on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 - 06:18 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
Why not both?
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Ft_bstrd
Posted on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 - 06:26 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
I think it's pretty funny that his buddy just stands there after Mr. Canoe slams into the car.

I don't think it was his "buddy". I think that guy was about to jump his $hit the second Mr. Canoe hit his bike.

He didn't have the look of hilarious or ridicule.
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Djkaplan
Posted on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 - 07:38 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
I've never done a burnout on a motorcycle anywhere but at a dragstrip.

I keep telling myself to do one before I put new rubber on, but I keep forgetting to do it. No way I'm burning any of that precious rubber off just to show off my douchiness.

I got other ways to look stupid.
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Danger_dave
Posted on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 - 07:56 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
Press bikes goooooood

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Glitch
Posted on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 - 08:58 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)


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Nevrenuf
Posted on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 - 09:05 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
in the words of forest gump "douche canoes does as douche canoes is"
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Danger_dave
Posted on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 - 09:06 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
Always keep a fire hydrant handy!
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Ferris_von_bueller
Posted on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 - 09:11 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
Waterhead !!
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Danger_dave
Posted on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 - 09:27 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
Same to you - numb nuts. :-P
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Americanmadexb
Posted on Thursday, May 08, 2008 - 06:15 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
i hate to give the idoit any help, but i dont think it would have happened if he didnt let off the throttle.. sounds like the rear slowed down enough to grab traction! either way, he is a douche canoe!!
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Igneroid
Posted on Friday, May 09, 2008 - 01:31 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
Douche Canoe dont cut it. Douche Barge is the ticket here...
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Greenlantern
Posted on Friday, May 09, 2008 - 11:06 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
This should come in handy.....







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