| Author | Message | ||
     Glitch |
Couldn't the engines be connected at the crank? | ||
| Djkaplan |
He's retadarded... That sounds serious. | ||
| Cyclonemduece |
the thing some people do with there money........ | ||
| Mikef5000 |
Couldn't the engines be connected at the crank? Yes! This monitor stinks, and I thought they were side by side. Now I see the second one is under his leg. I guess they could've somehow bolted/welded the cranks together. | ||
| Igneroid |
The two v8 bike/bus/truck whatever is unique, so is the heifer-hauler at the front of this thread.....this thread is unique too. I hadda really good belly laff readin it( all the harsh large woman comments.....Im guilty as well...sigh).... | ||
| Speedfreaks101 |
I think the "moo-busa" got the turbo location idea from STS turbos. I'm curious how the swing arm will handle the stress after 30k miles. As far as the Boss Hoss I have never understood the fantasy of wanting a big engine that gets sorry gas mileage and can't corner to save the riders life....Perfect combo! So this is just twice as brilliant as normal. | ||
| Firebolt32 |
the thing some people do with there money........ Yeah..and here I'm scraping pennies for the bolt. | ||
| Dalton_gang |
I`d be surprised if the v8 engines were more than 250 hp each. What a dip shit. (1,000 hp each) | ||
| Glitch |
At the end of the day, if the "bike" has 250+hp, it's still way more than it needs to go over hyper-legal speeds, and/or scare the shit out of | ||
| Scott_in_nh |
sure it's ugly, but I wanna see some wheelies! | ||
| Bartimus |
what's a douche canoe? | ||
| Glitch |
1. Douche Canoe Someone who exceedes the limits of being a normal douche or douche bag. "Greg, you are such a douche canoe for not attending MBV" 2. douche canoe a giant group of a$$holes, generally flaming one person for posting something stupid on a forum. long after the thread should have died well im glad to see this thread has turned into a douche canoe. 3. douche canoe the culmination of a group of douche rockets, possibly practicing douche rocketry. Quoted from Firebolteric_ma | ||
| Bartimus |
thanks Glitch! | ||
| Glitch |
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| Igneroid |
O.K. Glitch, what does a douche canoe paddle look like??..... | ||
| Glitch |
Which one, the right handed or the left handed one? | ||
| New12r |
I would tell you what they look like, but I would get banned!  | ||
| Ferrisbuellersdayoff |
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| Mr_grumpy |
Douche Canoe paddles were available from, Shit Creek Products, but last time I was up there they were out of stock. | ||
| Igneroid |
WOW! I am surrounded by Douch Canoe experts. Thanks for the info......*puts ad in paper selling canoe* Looking to buy... Douche Dingy with 5 hp motor...send pics pls. | ||
| Wolf102 |
your all DOUCHE CANOES!  (Message edited by wolf102 on April 06, 2008) | ||
| Doon |
What No spinners? Now that would be totally awesome. ... | ||
| Xl1200r |
I think a douche canoe paddle is probably similar to a beef curtain. | ||
| Wolfridgerider |
I think a douche canoe paddle is probably similar to a beef curtain. Is that kinda like a Fomunda Cheese Ladle? | ||
| Nautique4life |
You guys are killing me!! My co workers are wondering why they hear my laughing hysterically from my office. +1 on beef curtains. Meet Bruce "The Douche Canoe" Rossmeyer.  He is all that is and ever will be Douche. | ||
| Igneroid |
A related joke...... A couple of old hard drinkin gals are walkin home from the bar after drinkin/spending up their whole paychecks. They are starting to sober up and are worried about what their families are gonna have to eat till next payday. As they cross a bridge, one of the gals has to take a pee, so she just hangs her butt over the egde of the bridge while squatting and does her business. She suddenly gets all excited and screams to her freind, "Look down there through this knotthole. You can see a canoe full of moose meat. What luck!! Our families will be able to eat!" Her freind looks through the knott hole and says " Thats not a canoe full of moosemeat Rosie. Thats just your reflection in the water." | ||
| Kyrocket |
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| Zane |
Man, I saw the photo. Please God, let it be photo shopped. And man, what an Axle Cracker. An Axle Cracker is a chick on the back of your bike so big she can crack an axle. This one qualifies....lol | ||
| U4euh |
OMG!!!!!!!!!! I don't which is funnier the trike, the dike on the trike, or listening to the douche canoe ramblings, or that fricken joke, thank goodness I am not at work right now!!! | ||
| 86129squids |
I'll have an order of moosemeat au jus, two air bisquits, with a side of duck butter  |
