| Author | Message | ||
     Ferrisbuellersdayoff |
I found this hanging off my rearview this morning when I got home from drinking all night with the guys. There was a note that said "Glad you had fun last night, see you tonight." X's and O's yada yada... PICTURES!   | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
Careful. Someone's got plans for you. It's called the matrimonial rope-a-dope.  | ||
| Firebolt32 |
Wow...that is a great girlfriend. I probably would have had a dead chicken hanging from mine. | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
Oh, and you might want to wipe the Astroglide off your lens. What HAVE you and the GF been doing? | ||
| Buellgirlie |
that is a cool girlfriend ! you oughta keep her  D | ||
| Corporatemonkey |
Oh, and you might want to wipe the Astroglide off your lens. What HAVE you and the GF been doing? Rosie Palm??? | ||
| Swampy |
"It's called the matrimonial rope-a-dope" But I did notice the box of Russian ammo sitting on the desk next to your hat. If she is into firearms you might have a keeper | ||
| Bill0351 |
Astroglide... The Amsoil of the bedroom! The extended wear properties alone are worth the steep price! Bill | ||
| Newbuellertoo |
Yes, but doesn't Astroglide lead to premature Stator failure? | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
The Amsoil of the bedroom! NICE! | ||
| Freezerburn |
Be careful is right. Heard this one a couple of weeks ago (warning adult content): An engaged couple had there last get together before getting married the next day. The bride to be asked her man what he wanted and he requested pleasure of the oral kind. Well he was treated to the best BJ ever. Later that evening he went out with his friends and they couldn't believe what a great mood he was in. He told them he just had the best BJ. He was so stoked to be getting married. The bride to be was also out with her friends glowing in a way her friends have never seen. They queried on her glowing bliss. She responded "I just gave the last blow job I will ever have to give" | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
Nah, there's always your birthday. | ||
| Hammeroid |
That breaks my heart. | ||
| Vortec57 |
Where'd she find that? I want one! | ||
| Bill0351 |
"Yes, but doesn't Astroglide lead to premature Stator failure?" Which is easier to replace? That? ...or the entire reciprocating assembly? Bill | ||
| Ferrisbuellersdayoff |
I found some pictures on google and was skecthing cartoon buells from it and she snagged the image onto a memory stick and took it to this guy who has a kiosk at the mall and he has a digital sewing/embrodering machine. He'll do any word, image, logo, etc.... she asked me if there was any Buell stuff i wanted. and told her about the race team & factory shop shirts and she about had a heart attack when she went to the local HD shop. | ||
| Ferrisbuellersdayoff |
and yes she has an affection to my rifles and my gun. both are for shooting and both are for fun | ||
| Rick_a |
If you get hitched she will claim her favorite rifles and your gun as her own, then will proceed to neglect them thereafter  It's a trap, man, run! That is a nice hat. | ||
| Buellinachinashop |
"Oh, and you might want to wipe the Astroglide off your lens." I thought he used his cell as a swizzle stick. |
