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     Igneroid |
Shortly after his 84th birthday, old Harrold checks into the old folks home. He is quite popular with the ladies as he still can walk and there arnt too may men on the ward. He takes up with Edith on a regular basis. They have dinner together every night and talk into the wee hours some times. One night while reminising about being young, old Harrold says,"I miss sex the most." Edith laughs " Harrold, you're 84. No way you would ever get it up now." Harrold replies " I know but I do miss the touch of a woman." Edith says " Well, mebey I can help you out there." She unzipps his fly and gently takes ahold of his penis. They keep talking while she does this and they continue every night for about a month till one night Harrold dosent show up. Edith goes lookin for him and finally finds him with Ruth who is holding his penis for him. Edith says " Damn you Harrold. What does she have that I dont have??" Harrold replies " Parkinsons." | ||
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