| Author | Message | ||
     Damnut |
Saintly........ wanna make a deal for your 9????? | ||
| Mikef5000 |
The bosses just asked me to work Thursday morning. I think I can still get out of it... but there's a slim chance I'll be rolling out 4 hours after the rest of the Columbus "bunch". Stupid work always getting in the way. | ||
| Glitch |
Mike you're not looking so good. You look like you're coming down with something. Looks like the MB-Virus... | ||
| Ulywife |
Looks like the MB-Virus... After that comes the Buelltoberfest Bug... Then it starts all over again the next March. It's a vicious cycle. | ||
| Mikexlr650 |
we have a top secret plan in place to kidnap saintly and force his attendance at mbv. | ||
| Firebolteric_ma |
Now that is a plan!  | ||
| Ulywife |
They won't take a missing persons report until he's gone 24 hours... | ||
| Iamike |
Just tell them that you are having trouble with your eyes....you can't see coming to work. | ||
| Glitch |
If all else fails, try honesty. This works, I've tried it before. Look at the boss real serious. Point down to your leg, and tell them you've got a bone in your leg, and limp away. | ||
| Nevrenuf |
you don't think you can catch up to the rest of them mike. | ||
| Mikef5000 |
I KNOW I can't catch up to Mark! Who likes word questions??? Mark left the train station at 6:30 AM, traveling an average of 85 MPH. Mike left the train station at 10:30 AM. How fast would Mike have to average to catch up to Mark within 8 hours? Oh, and I've had MB-Virus for about 11 months now. | ||
| Firebolteric_ma |
No Money is no excuse! My pockets been empty for a while now....  | ||
| Nevrenuf |
did he have his extra fuel tank on the bike | ||
| Mikef5000 |
BUZZ I got the answer to the word problem. But there are two answers! Because I worded it poorly! If Mike has to catch Mark within 8 hours of MARK leaving, Mike must average 113 MPH. OR If Mike has to catch Mark within 8 hours of MIKE leaving, Mike must average only 106 MPH. Man, I'm such a dork. Can't MB5 get here so I can look cool again? Ok... try... to look cool again. | ||
| Wolfridgerider |
Mike, I will see you at 0600 Thursday morning in my driveway. Full Tank, Empty Bladder, Positive attitude. NO EXCUSES! You have a life time of work ahead of you! ITS MARCH BADNESS!!! IF YOU'RE NOT THERE YOU BETTER BE DEAD OR IN JAIL!! | ||
| Mikef5000 |
Ok then. | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
You DON'T want us to come looking for you! Skip out on paying for something. BadWebbers will hunt you down where you work and sleep. Skip out on Badness? We might have to do something drastic. You don't want that. | ||
| Nevrenuf |
doesn't ulywife have a list of excuses that she can send your employer as to why you have to be off on thursday. | ||
| Wolfridgerider |
27 DAYS!!! | ||
| Smoke |
mike, tell them you have anal glaucoma- you can't see your a** coming to work. c ya, tim | ||
| Glitch |
If it is all the same to you, I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all the guns today. I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. Constipation has made me a walking time bomb. Can't come in today, the springs on the garage door broke and I can't get the car out cause the door won't open. There has been an urgent family emergency, which I can't talk about lest I endanger any innocent bystanders. I won't be able to make it to work today due to my Aunt flying in from ______________, you see, she has one arm and two pieces of luggage and really needs me to be there for her. | ||
| Ulywife |
doesn't ulywife have a list of excuses that she can send your employer as to why you have to be off on thursday. I think that's Glitch's department! The trick is finding a boss who rides and understands weekend getaways to the Mountains! No excuses needed! My Chief picked his new bike up last week and can't wait to get away. (Message edited by Ulywife on February 28, 2008) | ||
| Etennuly |
mike, tell them you have anal glaucoma- you can't see your a** coming to work. I've been self employed for sixteen years. If an employee came to me with this one I'd be going with him to the mountains. Got to be a hoot at a party!  | ||
| Mikef5000 |
REPLY EMAIL FROM BOSS: I will work something out on Thursday 3/27 to get you off.  | ||
| Etennuly |
I knew an employer years ago that if he said something like that, you would have to show up on 3/27. There would likely be a hooker under your desk. It can be difficult to work for a really wealthy, arrogant, de-generant, smart-ass. | ||
| Mikef5000 |
I knew someone would go there. | ||
| Wolfridgerider |
I will work something out on Thursday 3/27 to get you off. Your girlfriend may not like that, but I think that is one benefit I would like to have.  | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
Eww!  | ||
| Mikef5000 |
FB, you know my boss? | ||
| Mikef5000 |
Hey! The TWO website says the campground bath house is heated. Anybody notice if it said that last year, of if it's new??? That would be awfully nice! |
