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Saintly
Posted on Tuesday, February 19, 2008 - 04:18 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Ok, let's put an end to the age old question:

Which dinosaur-shaped chicken nugget do you think would be most
likely to ride a Buell, and why?

I submit the following evidence:






Here, we see the Tyrannosaurus, the Brachiosaur, and the Stegosaurus all
showing interest in the Buell brand.


In my opinion, the Stegosaurus would be most suited to ride. As you can
see, his low center of gravity and aggressive stance would make him a
natural for a Firebolt. Furthermore he already comes equipped with a spine
protector. A definite plus when it comes to reducing the expense of riding gear.

The Brachiosaur was going to be my choice originally, due mostly to his cranium.
As most paleontological studies have shown, his relatively small head was very well
protected by an extremely thick skull comprised of approx 10 inches of solid bone.

This would allow Brachiosaur to ride lid-less if he chose, without fear of brain damage
should he accidentally high-side.

But after long thought, I decided that the ATGATT supporters would crucify me for
basing my decision on such an irresponsible option as riding without a helmet. And
They're right. Shame on you Brach! You should know better!

So I vote for Stegosaurus.

What do you guys think?
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Djkaplan
Posted on Tuesday, February 19, 2008 - 04:21 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

You need to stop eating those mushrooms you found in that cow pasture.
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Nillaice
Posted on Tuesday, February 19, 2008 - 04:33 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

funny, pretty funny actually.
but i noticed you don't have an occupation.....on your profile at least. are you currently "between" jobs?








oh yeah, i vote Stegosaurus
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Metalstorm
Posted on Tuesday, February 19, 2008 - 04:41 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

You've been eating just the seeds from that rye bread havn't you?


I vote tyranasaurus. His tail could be used to effect the axis like hanging off does and could achieve great corner speed with little lean.
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Etennuly
Posted on Tuesday, February 19, 2008 - 04:47 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Winter too long.....brain too fried!

Saintly, You need to ride more than I do!
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Redponcho
Posted on Tuesday, February 19, 2008 - 05:08 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

There is no way tyranasaurus could ride. His arms are way to short. Maybe a Harley with ape hangers.


I vote stegosaurus
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Doerman
Posted on Tuesday, February 19, 2008 - 05:15 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

The Tyranasaurus rides an Uly. He's more suited to an upright riding position.

The Stegasaurus rides an XBR. He's already natural to the lean forward position.

The Brachiasaurus does not ride. Why? because he is the Flintstone's pet dog.

Sad what has happened to dinos. They used to be the king of the realm and now they are reduced to figures in a McDonald's food bag.
Sad, really sad...
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Jayvee
Posted on Tuesday, February 19, 2008 - 05:44 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

The Stegosaurus has the best Mass Centralization going on
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Aesquire
Posted on Tuesday, February 19, 2008 - 05:56 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Since he looks most like me....the Stegasaurus. ( low slung belly, small brain. )
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Thumper74
Posted on Tuesday, February 19, 2008 - 06:00 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I'm voting Stegosaurus as he already had a built-in spine protector, low center of gravity compliments Mass Centralization nicely and the thick tail can be used to counter the bike.

The T-rex rides a chopper with apes...

I'm not sure what the Brachiasaurus would ride as I imagine the neck would be a liability.

For some reason I would like to throw in a Velociraptor... Agressive, intelligent, fast and has better arms than the trex
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Metalstorm
Posted on Tuesday, February 19, 2008 - 06:20 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I'm sure a resourceful T-Rex could find or fabricate some kind of bar riser and handlebar set up to work for him.

Surely in the 21st century he could have arm extensions grafted on LOL
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Cityxslicker
Posted on Tuesday, February 19, 2008 - 06:54 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

If anybody should be riding a bike of the Bunch, T-Rex on a Firebolt with clip on cafe bars. Doesnt need long arms if he is bent WAY over the air box to reach em.
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Danger_dave
Posted on Tuesday, February 19, 2008 - 07:21 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

My opinion: Pass me the Thai Chilli sauce. :-P
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Crusty
Posted on Tuesday, February 19, 2008 - 07:29 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

My opinion: Pass me the Thai Chilli sauce. :-P

No; you want Wango Tango Sauce from the Dinosaur BBQ.
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Danny_h__jesternut
Posted on Tuesday, February 19, 2008 - 07:49 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

All of them ride the Buell. Stego = XBR, bracho = old school Tuber, Rex = 1125 need for speed.


And you just had some kind of mushroom. Go ask Alice I think she'll know? The ones mother gives you don't do anything at all.
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Brumbear
Posted on Tuesday, February 19, 2008 - 09:13 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Yo Saintly

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Jimduncan69
Posted on Tuesday, February 19, 2008 - 10:37 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

well after much thought and a couple of very long day's on a xb12scg low seat. i think that a MeagaSoreass would most likely be the dinosaur of choice.

so my vote is for the ever elusive MageSoreass!
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Mr_grumpy
Posted on Wednesday, February 20, 2008 - 08:44 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

My vote is for the one that just blitzed by a parked cop cruiser,
that's the Dyathinkhesaurus?
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Jramsey
Posted on Wednesday, February 20, 2008 - 09:27 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Smokin' them left handed cigarettes again aren't ya?
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Chopped58
Posted on Wednesday, February 20, 2008 - 04:36 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I gotta go with the T-rex...I agree with Cityxslicker. With those short arms, it puts him in a tight racing position, and having no hump on his back like the Stegosaurus, makes him much more aerodynamic. Stick the tail straight out the back, and hes a slick mother f'r. With those teeth, he'd chew up any body that would mess with him. Definately a Buell rider... my .02
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Corporatemonkey
Posted on Thursday, February 21, 2008 - 07:37 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I don't know what funnier, the original post, or the fact that so many people responded.



Either way I have a good idea of our forum members views on drug control.

So when is Erik going to merchandise a Buell branded bong?
I figure HD already has one somewhere.
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Mr_grumpy
Posted on Thursday, February 21, 2008 - 07:44 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

More to the point, when is Erik going to market Buell shaped Turkey bites!!
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