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     Old_man |
The Old Rancher > The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town. > Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was > marrying a 'mail order' bride. > Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom > assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new > bride to be. Tom proudly said, > 'She'll be twenty-one in November.' > Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the > sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an > eighty-year-old man. > Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker > tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to > help him > out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course. > Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that > afternoon. > About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again. > 'How's the new wife?', asked the banker. > Tom proudly said, 'Good - she's pregnant.' > The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, 'And > how's the hired hand?' > Without hesitating, Tom said, 'She's pregnant too.' > Don't ever underestimate old Guys. |
