| Author | Message | ||
     Danger_dave |
"Okay, okay! I take it back. Unscrew you" "Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after." "Do I look like a people person?" "This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting" "I started out with nothing and still have most of it left" "Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose" "Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?" "I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years." "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer." "Do they ever shut up on your planet?" "I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable" "Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet" "Back off!! You're standing in my aura." "Don't worry. I forgot your name too." "I work 45 hours a week to be this poor." "Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality" "Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done." "Ambivalent? Well yes and no." "You look like shit. Is that the style now?" "Earth is full. Go home." "Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?" "I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert." "A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth." "You are depriving some village of an idiot." "If assholes could fly, this place would be a freaking airport." | ||
| Igneroid |
"Some one got into the gene pool when the life guard wasn't watching." "The gates are down and the lights are flashing, but the train aint comming." "You could make a million dollars with your intellegence, you'd have to start out with two million dollars though." "Is the Pope catholic?" "Is a pigmy short?" "If brains was gasoline, you couldn't power an ants motorcycle around the inside of a cheerio." | ||
| Badlionsfan |
"The beatings will continue until morale improves." | ||
| Brumbear |
thats right pull the pin thumb the clip pop the spoon and count to 10 | ||
| Cityxslicker |
Just because I dont care doesnt mean I am indifferent, sometimes I REALLY dont care. If I were you... I would be standing here muttering to myself, which is what I was doing before you interrupted me. Dont go away mad, just go away. (not mine but I do like it) Sure I love everybody, its just not your turn. If I offend you, do you promise to go away? I dont think my sense of humor is a appreciated much, which is why I was NOT joking with you. And my favorite. Dilbert "People are weasels, I hate all of them." Dogbert "And children?" Dilbert "Little weasels, just waiting to be big Weasels" | ||
| Corporatemonkey |
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you. | ||
| Freezerburn |
How rude. To think you kiss your brother with that mouth. | ||
| Trackdad |
That must be you A** talking because your lips know better! | ||
| 86129squids |
"God ruined a perfect a$$hole when he put teeth in your mouth" | ||
| Thespive |
"She would be cute if she wasn't so damned ugly!" | ||
| Hdbobwithabuell |
squids wins! Never heard that one now I plan to wear it out at work. | ||
| Buellrider11960 |
to quote mark twain: it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool,then to speak and remove all doubt. | ||
| Tom_b |
I wish i knew 1/2 of what you think you do. | ||
| Tom_b |
Your almost as good looking as you think you are | ||
| Hdbobwithabuell |
"He's not slow and he's not fast... He's just half fast" | ||
| Tom_b |
Life is a pitbull, and i'm wearing milkbone underwear. | ||
| Igneroid |
My holiday in Mexico was just like my dink....too short. | ||
| Black_sunshine |
"Does a one legged duck swim in a circle?" | ||
| Hammeroid |
"like tits on a bull." "A man who laughs when something goes wrong, already knows someone to blame it on." | ||
| Slaughter |
During Gulf War I, I was working on a Navy contract designing an air/ground rocket system for helos and aircraft. I was going to be getting EOD training up at China Lake. I was shown the Arm/De-Arm revetments which were elevated 10 feet, blow-off tin roof, walls with escape openings and SLIDES below each. I asked my sponsor what the slides were for - he replied "the slides are to fool you into believing you actually have the option of escape." Military Maxims (there are HUNDREDS that have been proven by experience through the ages) - and many ARE applicable to civilian situations as well: Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once. Corollary: Any soldier can be a mine detector... once. If it's stupid, but it works, it isn't stupid. If the enemy is in range, so are you. Teamwork is essential. It gives the enemy someone else to shoot at. The enemy invariably attacks on one of two occasions: When you're ready for them and when you're not ready for them. The easy way is always mined. (Message edited by slaughter on February 13, 2008) (Message edited by slaughter on February 13, 2008) | ||
| Doerman |
"I'm busier than a seven peckered billy goat." | ||
| Hammeroid |
"I ain't afraid of a little hard work. I'll lay down and go asleep right next to it." |
