| Author | Message | ||
     Wolfridgerider |
A young man goes into the Job Center in Charleston, SC and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant Interested, he goes to learn more. 'Can you give me some more details about this?' he asks the guy behind the desk. The Job Center man sorts through his files & replies - 'Oh yes here it is : The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair, then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to Savannah, GA. That'sabout 120 miles from here. 'Oh why, is that where the job's at ?''No sir - that's where the end of the line is...!!' | ||
| Dtx |
The joke does not make sense. There is no such position!  | ||
| Icon12r |
...man can dream. | ||
| Wolfridgerider |
The joke does not make sense. There is no such position!  | ||
| Not_purple_s2 |
Funny... but I think gynecology would be low on my lists of dream jobs. If you really think about it I think you'll agree. All these woman have to get check-ups too...  (Message edited by not_purple_s2 on February 07, 2008) | ||
| Icon12r |
So much for that nice mental image...  | ||
| Guell |
i call dibs on the one in green  | ||
| Rah7777777 |
Most of us had good thoughts in our heads!! you ruined that!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||
| Wolfridgerider |
You EVIL EVIL BASTARD!!  i wanted the one in green | ||
| G234146 |
more bounce per ounce!  | ||
| Dynasport |
Now I know why this is called Bad Web. | ||
| Not_purple_s2 |
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| Hexangler |
More cushion for the pushin' i'll take the brunette..... | ||
| Wolf102 |
thats just wrong | ||
| Thespive |
Fat chicks are like scooters, fun to ride until your friends see you on one... I just threw up in my mouth a little... --Sean | ||
| Corporatemonkey |
WHY DID HAVE TO POST THAT... Next we are going to have FB in here posting photos to compete. I guarantee his will be much worse... | ||
| Nevrenuf |
i think i'll just become a monk. up in the himalayas somewhere. | ||
| Spdkls |
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| Wolfridgerider |
 Something like this is what I had in mind.... Now that is ruined.... | ||
| Kyrocket |
Fat chicks need love too! And I'm partial to red heads. | ||
| Xl1200r |
All these woman have to get check-ups too... I'd hit it. The advantage is you don't even have to worry about finding the right hole - just pick a fold and go to town. You won't know the difference. | ||
| Oldog |
just pick a fold and go to town. You won't know the difference. thats what flower is for ...... } | ||
| Nevrenuf |
i'm sure there's a wet spot under every fold. | ||
| Cityxslicker |
MMMMMMM Orange, the girl is hot too. I bet it would be like working at a strip club as a bouncer/bartender/dj. Its not all that you think it is cracked up to be. | ||
| Wolfridgerider |
i'm sure there's a wet spot under every fold. oR SOmE cHeESe FOr YOUr PIzzA..... | ||
| Nevrenuf |
what's a big woman with a yeast infection, that's a quarter pounder with cheese there wolf. | ||
| Wolfridgerider |
I was told that you call a anorexic chick with a yeast infection a quarter pounder with cheese.... | ||
| Not_purple_s2 |
Quarter Tonner with Cheese? | ||
| Newbuellertoo |
What would Harley call them, "Baggers", "Fat Bob's", or "Ultra's"? | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
Nah they're all what we call 2 bagger's. A 1 bagger You put a paper bag on her head so you don't have to look at her. A 2 bagger You put another on your own head in case hers falls off!!! Slap her arse & ride on the ripples. But if you really must..... Tie one end of 20 yards of rope to one of your feet & the other to a fixed point, so you can pull yourself out, or in worst case we know where to pull to recover the body! (Message edited by Mr_grumpy on February 08, 2008) |
