| Author | Message | ||
     Wolfridgerider |
I want to live my next life backwards! You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat. Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks. When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work. So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party. As you get even younger, you become a kid again. You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities. In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy. You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap. Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case. | ||
| Ceejay |
I thought we already did that, spend 9 months trying to get out and the rest of your life trying to get back in... | ||
| Midknyte |
I rest my case. yup, in some old guys junk  | ||
| Oldog |
WRR: you are on a roll today.. | ||
| Borrowedbike |
Just take comfort in the fact that you'll probably end your life wearing a dirty diaper. Close enough? | ||
| Buellerandy |
sure you'd get younger, pay would decrease, and where would you draw the line when it comes to having sex :P | ||
| Jackbequick |
You don't have to wear a diaper.  That guy is a charter member of the Some Of The Gear Some Of The Time (SOTGSOTT) club and diapers are optional. Jack P.S. No, it is *not* me! | ||
| Not_purple_s2 |
I'd have to at least wear a cup. Road rashed willy would be naaaasty. | ||
| Bill0351 |
I agree with Buellerandy. Sex would be a big issue. I dealt with a 16 year dry spell at the beginning of life because I didn't know any better. All I can say is that I would be one miserable little kid. Think of all the depressed 4th graders drinking away their sorrows after school. I can see it now. Sitting on the monkey bars with some buddies passing a flask and smoking a cigar... talking about the good old days when our balls still had hair. Bill | ||
| Buellerandy |
Yeah...imagine waking up that 1 special day when it no longer works how it should? I think there'd be a lot of young suicides... Then again...imagine starting out at the old end of life and still wanting to have sex with a wrinkled head of cabbage? Atleast you could look forward to the old "catchers mitt" classification by the 40's and 50's  Course it'd all get better after that! Bad taste...I know. |
