| Author | Message | ||
     Hughlysses |
(borrowed from advrider) The Top 15 Signs Your Neighbor is a Playboy Playmate 15. You get an angry phone call at 2 A.M. describing your barking dog as "a real turn-off." 14. Every bush in her yard is trimmed in the shape of bunny ears. 13. Your wife forbids you to do yard work. 12. Cops break up loud parties at her place just like anywhere else, but they suck their guts in and pop a few Tic-Tacs before knocking. 11. Your son: "C'mon dad, PLEASE let me camp out in the backyard!" You: "Son, go home before your wife and kids start to wonder where you are." 10. The Neighborhood Watch program takes on a whole new meaning, thanks to a bunch of lonely guys with binoculars. 9. Her lawn is kept completely bare on the edges and trimmed neatly down the middle. 8. There's always a traffic jam on your street when she's mowing the lawn, and you live on a cul-de-sac. 7. You've spoken with her hundreds of times but still have no idea what color her eyes are -- or if she even *has* any. 6. Attendance at your neighborhood barbecue skyrockets after she announces she'll "bring the buns." 5. After helping her trim her trees, your husband brings home more wood than you can handle. 4. There are so many 13-year-olds mowing her lawn it sound like the Indy 500. 3. A steady stream of teenage boys keep asking if you'd like your walk shoveled. In August. In Los Angeles. 2. Her occupation is listed clearly as "Playboy Playmate" on the restraining order she just took out against you. and the Number 1 Sign Your Neighbor is a Playboy Playmate... 1. Your local Domino's new guarantee: "Your pizza is there in four minutes or less, or your neighbor can spank us like naughty, naughty little boys!" __________________ | ||
| Buellinachinashop |
"14. Every bush in her yard is trimmed in the shape of bunny ears." This one started off great, but lost my interest. | ||
| Court |
Hehehehe . . . I had a good friend  ("wife friendly language") who was a Playmate in college and it's the only issue of Playboy I keep . . . I find the picture of her on the steps of the Engineers School. . . er, "motivating". Great points all. You guys have been following the law firm that had one of their partners "exposed" as an ex-playmate?   | ||
| Jlnance |
it's the only issue of Playboy I keep  You don't have the Uly issue? | ||
| Littlebuggles |
There was a Uly issue? | ||
| Court |
So they continue to write about things that are fun to ride. . . . | ||
| Jlnance |
There was a Uly issue? There sure was. I'm trying to find a link, but google has let me down. | ||
| U4euh |
OHHHHHH the agony, hurry up already! Is that the " Good Friend"? wow | ||
| Ferrisbuellersdayoff |
My God mother was a playmate in the late `70's, early 80's. She even posed for Easyrider I believe. | ||
| Court |
She was from Kansas City . . . roomie was dating Debbie Barnes. . .(llok it up) who was from Moran, KS . . . grades suffered. | ||
| M2nc |
Here ya go Jim.  | ||
| U4euh |
Yea, now I remember the thread that got started on the mag article! Still nice though! | ||
| Cochise |
Wow Court! Not wow that you had a friend in Playboy, but that the had Playboy way back when you were in College. Weren't you in Colleger when the Dead Sea was still just sick. | ||
| Court |
They did indeed have Playboy but in a much different format than you'll see today. Crystal raised eyebrows by wearing the red, white and blue "flag pants" in the centerfold photo. My favorite is still the shot of her on the steps of Cardwell Hall. The best looking of that crew . . . . well . . still is . . . is still single and is a practicing Doctor who, at 54, could pass for 27. I've not aged as well as some of my friends. | ||
| Cowboy |
Talk about back in the day. Things were a lot different. two of my friends married play mates one from playboy club New Orleans the other from playboy club London.(late 60s-early70s) damn I am old. |
