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     Igneroid |
There is these two neighbours, Bill and Frank. They have been good friends for many years. They both got male pups from the same litter a while back and were discussin their dogs over the fence one afternoon about a year after getting the dogs. FRank said "Man, your dog is freindly Bill. Licks just about every one, tail waggin. Very submissive and non threatening. Then there is that miserable dog of mine, bites you, me, the kids, and just about anyone who comes near him. Cant figure it. They are brothers and all from the same litter." Bill replies " Yeah, that is strange allright. Mine was a little cranky at about 6 months but after neutering him, he calmed right down." Frank says " Neutered?? Hell, I never got my dog neutered. Didnt even think about it." Bill says "Thats your problem Frank. He's all frisky and horny and ...well... he aint getting any so he's pissed off." Frank says "Im takin him down to get neutered as soon as possible. A couple of days later, Frank is walkin his dog to the vet on a leash. The dog is snarlin and barkin at everyone who comes near them. Frank is struggling with the leash as the dog who weighs around 60 lbs is freakin at a mailman about a block away. The leash suddenly breaks and the dog is going full tilt towards the mailman. Frank is screamin at the dog to stop and trying to warn the mailman. When the dog gets to the mailman, he knocks him down and starts biting him repeatedly. Frank gets there as quick as he can and drags the snarling dog offa the mailman and manages to tie him to a stop sign with the broken leash. He says apollogetically to the mailman who is bleeding from several wounds "Man, I am so sorry about this. I was just taking him to the vet to have him neutered." The mailman replies " Taking him to the vet to have him neutered???!!! Why dont you take him to the dentist to have his teeth removed. I could tell from a block away he wasn't comming to f##k me." (Message edited by Igneroid on December 21, 2007) |
