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     Wolfridgerider |
Subject: The Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. "That's nice", she thinks, "but I want more." So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited | ||
| Cityxslicker |
Thats funny, did you mean the number to be Pi ? The whole none repeating none recurring decimal thing. Actually mail order brides are a blossoming business for me. I help match make socially inept, but monied geeks find the wife of their dreams in Russia and the former soviet republics. Only introductions and translations, $60 a page. (it pays for a lot of the Buell Farkles and Harley mods) Yes Microsoft employees are my biggest bulk of my clients. ;) | ||
| Mikef5000 |
Thats funny, did you mean the number to be Pi ? Close, but no cigar. Pi = 3.14159 etc. I've heard the husband store part before, but never the wife store part. That's great! | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
My wife stopped on the fifth floor.  | ||
| M2nc |
Apparently my wife stopped at the front window.  | ||
| Rainman |
My wife has been standing in the returns line for the past six years. | ||
| Cityxslicker |
I suppose I should stop shopping at the Girlfriend du jour store | ||
| Doerman |
Hanging out at Victoria Secret, huh Slick?  | ||
| Cityxslicker |
Is that what they mean by a revolving charge account >? I would hang out there, but I am sure the store clerks would kick out a dirty old man, what can I say ? ...the mud follows me |
