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Wolfridgerider
Posted on Friday, October 05, 2007 - 11:28 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

An elderly couple had been dating for some time and decided it was finally time to marry. Before the wedding, they had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

Finally the old man decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

“How do you feel about sex?” he asked, rather hopefully.

“Well, I’d have to say I like it infrequently,” she responded. The old guy paused… then he asked, “Was that one word or two?”
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Buellerandy
Posted on Friday, October 05, 2007 - 11:30 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

lol, keep'em coming.
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Mr_grumpy
Posted on Saturday, October 06, 2007 - 05:22 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Two Paddies had a bad day when they visited the sperm bank in London......

Mick missed the tube & Murphy came on the bus.
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