| Author | Message | ||
     Barker |
I gotta vent. Short story hope it makes sense. Going to Kroger to go get some cokes. (on my scooter) Lady in a red blazer runs a stop sign almost takes me out. I dodge the blazer via a ditch slightly missing a pole. A roll into the Kroger lot and park the scoot. A little shaken I decide to go to the Mags to look for some 1125R coverage. I pick up the first mag I see with a sport bike on it. Then in a loud booming scream I hear "Why in the ____ were you lookin at my woman." He gets about 1 foot from my face and repeats the statement with alot more obscenities. The kids in the area move away. I said "I dont know what you are talking about." He said "When you were on your mother ______ little scooter you looked @ my woman. I said I ride with my tinted visor down you cant see what or how I looking at anything. More obscenities, I see out of the corner of my eye a rent-a-cop running. (away) I asked were you in a red blazer? "Yeah Mother ________" I said "You almost killed me. I am about to return the favor. He spit at me, did not hit me. Then he walked of screaming. "Thats right you aint going to do any thing mother _______" I watch him walk away about 10 seconds later the rent-a-cop returns and asked if I was ok. I did not say any thing to him. I walked out of Kroger. WTF? I was so close to getting into a huge fight. For some reason I contained myself. In a way Im proud of my self for not fighting, but on the other hand I think he really need an good ol' fashioned a$$ whoop'n. | ||
| Oldnslow |
Dude, your responses sound much too calm. I would have been yelling and swinging at that point. "You almost killed me. I am about to return the favor" is a great line!  | ||
| Cowboy |
You are too nice a guy some one needs to bend a pistol barell over his head.( I just could not have stood it you are a better man than I | ||
| Barker |
When It came out a little voice in my head said "ZING Mother _______!" I really think he was confident in himself until I said that. I think he was going to get off on picking on a guy who rides a scooter, until he realized that the scooter trash was quick witted, and not scared of him. Why pick on guy you almost ran over? WTF? With this guy, I just tried to contain myself, but If he had slightly touched me it would have gotten a little messy. To be honest I was about to swing right before he walked away. All I would have needed was one shot. He stuck out his chin as he talked. One shot to the chin, lights out. and a broken jaw. Believe it or not I have done plenty of times. (My dad was a Golden Glove, and he wanted me to be one too.) I have led a violent life in the past. That lifestyle has got me into some places I did not want to be. If you ever in Nashville watch out for an red blazer. (Message edited by barker on September 07, 2007) | ||
| 98s1lightning |
Sorta like a situation I was in few years back, on 1st and last comment was " Oh was I looking @ your girl, see I thought I knew her but could'nt get a good look at the BACK of her head". As head met his ear my fist met his mouth, that was the end. | ||
| Teeps |
The other night on the Bill Engvall show. Bill tells his daughter's date that if he tried to put the move on, or hurt his only "little girl; well, that he didn't mind going back to prison... Physiological warfare... | ||
| Hughlysses |
Dang Barker, glad you got out of it OK. I'm sure that dude will wind up dead or in prison pretty quick if he goes around with that attitude. | ||
| Bake |
Glad it wasn't me, I can handle someone in my face for a few seconds..... and if I feel I am being jerked around it gets ugly! | ||
| Tdiddy |
Spitting on someone is an assault. You showed good self control and took the high road. Where I live, you might be sued for looking at someone for too long. Better to let Billy-Bubba-Joe-Bob think he spared YOU. You win either way. | ||
| Buellfighter |
Doing whatever it takes to avoid confrontation with a worthless pos is a good thing. | ||
| M1combat |
Unless they spit on you. Then it's on and bloody. | ||
| Barker |
I do live in the "ruff" , "Historic" part of town. East Nashville. some of the best homes right beside some of the worst. We have bumper stickers. "37206 My zip code can beat up your zip code" "37206 We steal your heart, and your lawnmower" "37206 We put the "hood" in neighborhood" "37206 Nashville's left brain" "37206 Were weird is normal " "37206 Not just for the Gays" "37206 where everyone knows your dogs name" (Message edited by barker on September 07, 2007) | ||
| Tdiddy |
I remember having spit fight when I was 7 years old. Good times. | ||
| Snowscum |
I remember having pop bottle rocket fights. Risky times. | ||
| Rotzaruck |
Barker, if that guy ever quits running his mouth long enough for his brain to kick in for a second, he'll know who was the fool was in that show. You know, we know, if he doesn't it's his problem. When I was a kid and got the absolute snot beat out of me, my Dad wanted to know how I could let somebody beat me up that bad. He knew the kid was older and bigger than me, but when he found out I was using the "Roy Rogers" fighting style,and waited on him to catch his breath after knocking it all out of him, he gave me a pretty good sermon. He said, there is never a winner in a fight, and to do everything in my power to avoid one. Negotiate, bluff, even run if thats the only way( never thought he really meant that, but thought he should say it anyway). Then he went on to say if it couldn't be avoided, there is no such thing as cheating in a fight. Hurt them as bad as I could as quick as I could. I took that to mean if you just have to be a loser, be sure to be the one that walks away. You won that one. | ||
| Chasespeed |
Then he went on to say if it couldn't be avoided, there is no such thing as cheating in a fight. Hurt them as bad as I could as quick as I could. Similar to what I was taught... "The only fair fight, is the one where I am the one standing at the end...." Never looked back... These days, I look enough like an a**hole, where I dont have to be one... Also starting to realize, that, fights start taking their toll as we get older... No matter how it went the night before, you still wake up a bit sore.... Take it for what its worth.. Chase} | ||
| Smitty808 |
Not trying to talk big and bad(well I do go about 250  ), but the last thing someone that just ran me off the road wants to do is to come get in my face. You are a very patient man...I woulda' made a derogatory comment about his woman, jack-slapped him with the magazine I was checking out, and head butted him across the bridge of the nose. CLEAN UP ON AISLE 4...CLEAN UP ON AISLE 4!! | ||
| Jlnance |
Why pick on guy you almost ran over? WTF? He may have ran you off the road on purpose, then followed you into the store. Sounds like the type. | ||
| Rotzaruck |
It's a shame you haven't absorbed just a bit of that country music all over Nashville. When he accused you of looking at his woman would have been an excellent opportunity to launch into a rowdy version of "Trashy Women". The outcome may not have been as good, but the spectators would have enjoyed it. "I like my women just a little on the trashy side" You may have ended up with a story for a movie, like a "reality musical". Rotzaruck!!! | ||
| New12r |
Dang Barker, I myself would not have been so calm, and if he spit at me I cannot say I would have let him walk away. BTW, Spitting is an assault....don't ask how I know. | ||
| Mikej |
A tightly rolled magazine can be a wonderfull thing. | ||
| Chasespeed |
A tightly rolled magazine can be a wonderfull thing. You know how to make a news paper so HARD, you can hammer a nail with it???  Chase} | ||
| Mikej |
"You know how to make a news paper so HARD, you can hammer a nail with it??? " Not in 30 seconds or less while someone is standing there yelling at me without them noticing ... but I'm willing to learn.  | ||
| Chasespeed |
Actually, takes about 3 seconds or less once you are good at it.... Chase | ||
| Mikexlr650 |
hold paper up over his face then proceed to beat the crap out of him while he can't see it coming? how'd i do? | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
It was the mohawk, dude! That thing will get you into more trouble. Rent-a-cop was a puss! Did you ask if his name was Officer Fife? There are psycho people out there. Most are also retarded. | ||
| Swampy |
I am that psycho person out there, yes I am retarded, and I am also a bigger puss than the rent a cop. So please be careful what you say about me and my type. | ||
| Chasespeed |
hold paper up over his face then proceed to beat the crap out of him while he can't see it coming? how'd i do?  } | ||
| Lions |
Why were you lookin' at his woman? Leave the man's woman alone! You better not come up here lookin' at my woman!  | ||
| Bombardier |
I have seen your woman Lions so you had better not pull that one on him. |
