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Fullpower
Posted on Thursday, August 09, 2007 - 06:09 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Researchers working at the Full Power Institute have observed a previously undescribed force of nature. The preliminary name of this Force is the TeenAger, Abbreviated TA. An object or system acted on by the Teenager force will tend toward a disordered state,UNLESS a state of order requires LESS effort.
One TA unit is approximately equivalent to a heap of dirty laundry.
1/2 a TA is easily represented by a very full, slightly overflowing kitchen garbage can. At the point garbage piling up around the full can is reached we have a full TeenAge unit.
Sleeping in till Noon is approximately 1.2 TA
Stepping over a pile of dogshit in the yard takes 1/10 of a TA.
The natural opposing force is the Parent Unit. Parent units, acting in tandem can overcome one TeenAge unit, and cause dishes to be washed, with the the emission of a "sneer" and/or "muttering".
A seemingly random Particle may accompany the Teenager, dubbed Girlfriend or GF.
The effects of the GF particle will have wildly various unpredictable results to the interaction of the Teenage force and the Parent force. Some observations include sudden bursts of industrious activity, new inventive recreational pursuits, extended telephone conversations,doorslamming,rapid and extreme tire wear, body piercings, arcane grooming habits, etc. the list grows with continued observations.
Our research is a work in progress, and we will post our continued observations here, for comment and also help in correlating data with other observers.
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Toona
Posted on Thursday, August 09, 2007 - 10:10 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

At the central Pennsylvania campus of the Full Power Institute we have our own on going studies.

Our force studies have been on Pre Indiscriminate Teen Agers or P.I.T.A.s for short.

Said PITAs are no older than 12 years old to fall into the "pre" category. Usually female- the focus of our local study. Said PITA thinks she is 16 or 17 (or older) while acting closer to 9 or 10, or younger depending on her mood.

Said PITAs are usually found in their local habitat, their bedroom (or disaster area) "talking" on the their computer in chat rooms, watching videos on YouTube, or updating their friends list on MySpace.

PITAs can multitask when friends are involved: eat, talk on cell phone, be online, slave drive all at the same time.

PITAs do not multitask when parents are involved.

Said PITAs usually don't like to do homework or chores and seem to eat at unknown hours of the day. Our studies on eating range from Ramen Noodles to PB & J sandwiches to Pizza to Double Stuff Oreos. "Nutritional foods" such as McDonalds, BK and Wendys are also part of their 7 essential food groups.

Said PITAs think it is their job to rule over younger siblings, preferably brothers, i.e. their slaves. When catching PITAs in the act, they can switch from slave driver to "angel" in .005 seconds and have a smile on their face.

Future studies remain to be seen if PITAs will outgrow this stage in their life before the parents will take her life....

As stated above, our research is a work in progress as well. Please post any studies of your own.

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Wile_ecoyote
Posted on Thursday, August 09, 2007 - 10:33 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Is there a Fullpower Institute here in Ohio? I have a subject that would be very useful in your studies. I'm not sure where she would fall as she is only 8 going on "I know dad!" Already showing signs of the P.I.T.A. but not yet in full bloom. Has a veracious appetite for video games but not food. Stating at all requests,"I dont like that" and "Why cant we have pizza for breakfast?" Please, if there is an institute or study to be enrolled in, I"LL PAY TO SHIP!! Not easy being a parent is it? She is the best part of my life though.
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