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Wolfridgerider
Posted on Thursday, August 02, 2007 - 11:03 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
Three guys in a bar were comparing stories about the drunkest they’d ever been.

“One time, I was so drunk, that I blew chunks as soon as I got home,” said the first.

“That’s nothing,” said the second. “I once drove my brand new car into a telephone pole.”

“You think that’s bad?” said the third. “One time, I got in a huge drunk fight with my wife, tipped over a candle and burnt down our house.”

The first guy said, “I don’t think you guys understand. Chunks is my dog.”
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Ted
Posted on Thursday, August 02, 2007 - 11:34 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
Booo !
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Wile_ecoyote
Posted on Thursday, August 02, 2007 - 12:37 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
thats just wrong!!
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Wolfridgerider
Posted on Thursday, August 02, 2007 - 12:58 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
I know!! But I almost spit my coffee out when I read it.
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Hammeroid
Posted on Thursday, August 02, 2007 - 02:13 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
beautiful
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Wile_ecoyote
Posted on Thursday, August 02, 2007 - 05:30 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
I got my girlfriend to shoot pepsi out her nose with that one!!! She laughed so hard it hurt her belly too. She asked why I wanted to hang out with you guys....self explanatory I exclaimed pointing to her now ruined shirt.
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Mr_grumpy
Posted on Friday, August 03, 2007 - 05:58 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
Oh yes, thank you so much, made my morning.
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Ratyson
Posted on Friday, August 03, 2007 - 07:23 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
Bravo man.... bravo
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Ft_bstrd
Posted on Friday, August 03, 2007 - 01:21 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
I don't get it.
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Interceptor
Posted on Friday, August 03, 2007 - 03:49 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
lol.
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Schwiiing
Posted on Friday, August 03, 2007 - 04:12 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
Ft_bstrd
"I don't get it."

That made me laugh more than the joke itself.
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Ft_bstrd
Posted on Friday, August 03, 2007 - 05:21 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
: D
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Glitch
Posted on Friday, August 03, 2007 - 08:39 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
Wolf, if that's the case, I'm glad we stayed sober when you were here.
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Xb9ser
Posted on Friday, August 03, 2007 - 08:40 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
I told it severel times at work changning the first guy to someone at work got lots of laughfs.
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