| Author | Message | ||
     65460 |
Damn, am I the only old bald fat guy that rides one of these things! | ||
| Milo_h |
Not by a long shot!!!  Peace Milo | ||
| Cityxslicker |
The key to staying young when you are an old fat bald guy is to RIDE a BUELL  That and dating 20 year old girls helps too | ||
| 65460 |
Dating 20 years old girls, hmmm. I think I'd need to get an ok from the wife to do that, but that should be easy, dont ya think  | ||
| Johnnylunchbox |
I am not bald, but working on it, and yes I am a few pounds over my fighting weight. | ||
| Road_thing |
What Johnny said goes for me, too. rt | ||
| 65460 |
Fighting weight? I havent seen 160lbs in about 20 years. I lost my "boyish figure" a looooooong time ago. | ||
| Motornoggin |
Not bald, yet... However, I'm old and I look like a monkey humping a football while on my Uly (or any other sporty bike). Good thing I can't see myself while riding! | ||
| 65460 |
Motornoggin, I feel your pain. I dont even THINK about looking in a store front window as I drive by, it would be too painful | ||
| Etennuly |
THIS is why we wear FULL gear!!!  | ||
| Motornoggin |
65460, Ever see the Guinness Book of World Records with the pic of the twins on Honda Trail 70's? They held the record for fattest twins ever. I feel like the one on the right, and look like the one on the left. :cry | ||
| Rotzaruck |
I'm not quite as fat as I used to be or as bald as I'm soon gonna be But I'm pretty dadburned old and some wonder if I'll get much older I would put my pic in there to make you feel better, but since there are pics of my young lovely wife in here, I realized I can't ever post my ugly mug........................... Road Thing would get SOOOOO even!!! (his shot would be more than fair, but I don't have to give him the ammo) Rotzaruck!!!! | ||
| Mikef5000 |
Oh man. Someday I'll be in you all's shoes, and some younger generation punk will be making fun of me. BUT UNTIL THEN....    | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
 "Fat guy on a little bike!" I will never be bald. Genetic certainty. I will be a little "stocky". Genetic certainty. "Old Fart" becomes me more and more every day. | ||
| Etennuly |
When I got my City-X in 2004(early '05) I got out my old leather jacket that I wore when I was 21. I laid down on the bed and got it to zip up. I have back braces so the pressure was no problem for me. It felt kind of good actually. I made it about fifty miles out when the old threads let loose and the zipper ended up attached at the neck and the belt line, and it had pulled apart in a way that it wouldn't unzip. That was an old fat guy embarrassing moment.   | ||
| Diablobrian |
while I'm not old, or bald, I am also carrying around some extra poundage. | ||
| Dick |
Get Divorced you will loose a lot not just pounds( except in the UK )I did at 50 years old lost 25 lbs and most of my money but now I have a Buell and lots of lady friends at 55 whahooo !!! | ||
| Djkaplan |
"That was an old fat guy embarrassing moment." Oh, that's a great story. Hilarious! | ||
| Rotzaruck |
There is something in the Tennessee air that makes old leather shrink maybe some of that stuff from Oak Ridge? | ||
| Slaughter |
Nuttin wrong with having a year or two of "seniority!" Bald??? Wear a helmet! It's not extra poundage, it's the leathers that make me look just a bit "bulky" | ||
| Glitch |
Ive been lookin at the Cool Buell Pics... Damn, am I the only old bald fat guy that rides one of these things! I've always been skinny & had lots of hair. I've always had to wear glasses, if that makes you feel any better.  | ||
| Unibear12r |
Yeh, I swear I hear the ol Firebolt moan "not again!" every time I sit on it! Unibear = looks like big bear with unicycle stuck up its.........  | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
There is something in the Tennessee air that makes old leather shrink maybe some of that stuff from Oak Ridge? More like these:  If it ain't tied down we dip it in molten lard and eat that sumbeyotch! | ||
| Slaughter |
Geez - is it just me or does it look like a section cut out of a lower intestine without being cleaned?  | ||
| Rotzaruck |
I'd like to buy a bowel, please!! | ||
| Slaughter |
I'd like to buy a bowel, please!! | ||
| Cityxslicker |
Chittlins, okra and Chorizo, battered, deep fried, and put on a stick. Buy em by the dozen, they are cheaper | ||
| G234146 |
I conserve myself in alcohol.  |
