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Tramp
Posted on Thursday, April 19, 2007 - 10:08 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

From ADVrider :

"Old Today, 09:19 AM #14
GearHeadGrrrl
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Buell Demographics...
Why do I get the feeling that the average Buell owner is a middle aged virgin who's never had a date? Would have tried a hooker, but couldn't get up the courage. And finally got kicked out of his mother's basement because he kept doing burnouts in the driveway...
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Barker
Posted on Thursday, April 19, 2007 - 10:16 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

dumb troll.

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Greenlantern
Posted on Thursday, April 19, 2007 - 10:17 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Because It's TRUE!!! ( but it was my fathers basement thank you very much!!)
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Ft_bstrd
Posted on Thursday, April 19, 2007 - 10:17 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

She's just ticked as a Buell owner not to be able to afford the male "companionship".

You'd think her parents would eventually cut off her internet connection in the basement.
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Spiderman
Posted on Thursday, April 19, 2007 - 10:21 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

but it was my fathers basement thank you very much!!)

You too!!!

I'm a level 14 Dungeon Master!

I'm playing World of Warcraft right now!
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Djkaplan
Posted on Thursday, April 19, 2007 - 10:24 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I can just barely rise above her crap, just barely.

But I can.
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Bomber
Posted on Thursday, April 19, 2007 - 10:27 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I"m a lil surprised that so many spend any energy on what is clearly a sad individual who can only feel good by slagging others . . . . .

ah well -- gotta go make room in the garage for the new scoot
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Swampy
Posted on Thursday, April 19, 2007 - 10:34 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Spiderman, aren't you supposed to be working?
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Greenlantern
Posted on Thursday, April 19, 2007 - 10:50 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Spiderman, aren't you supposed to be working?

Dude I would NOT mess with a level 14 Dungeon Master!!! (a level 13 maybe?)
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Swampy
Posted on Thursday, April 19, 2007 - 10:52 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Yeah, but I only ask him that because I'm supposed to be.
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Wile_ecoyote
Posted on Thursday, April 19, 2007 - 10:56 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

She/he may be referring to itself. It may be Pat's another name it goes by. Makes three of us, dad could never figure out what the funny smell coming from basement really was. I told him I was a burnout.....musta not heard me right.
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Macbuell
Posted on Thursday, April 19, 2007 - 11:15 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Is that the dumb bimbo that just whined and cried to no end on here before she was banned? Some people are just insufferable tools and that's all there is to it.
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Firemanjim
Posted on Thursday, April 19, 2007 - 11:24 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Let's get to the important stuff here--Bomber, did you say NEW scoot!!!??? Details,please.
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Spiderman
Posted on Thursday, April 19, 2007 - 11:26 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Spiderman, aren't you supposed to be working?

The key word here is supposed ;)
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Bomber
Posted on Thursday, April 19, 2007 - 11:32 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

yessir -- after having taken one of the world's nicest bikes, nuetral handling, all-day comfortable, great milage, tasty looks, relatively light weight, performance equal to a 25% improvement over what the rider is capable of, I managed to turn it into a PITA to ride for more than 90 minutes (to these oft abused bones), better handling (on semi smooth surfaces, anywho), performance equal to 50% more than the rider is capable of . . .

this is not the first time I've done this to an innocent motorcycle, btw, but my mis-spent youth hurling myself against the planet at high rates of speed has caught up

my highest level requirement was a bike I could ride comfortable to the Gap (900 miles, more or less), with a change of drawers and sox, and enjoy once i got to the Gap

details, you say?

pickin it up Saturday

film at eleven

(now I can make the MaDeuce a REAL PITA for more the 90 minutes! WOO HOO)
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Rainman
Posted on Thursday, April 19, 2007 - 11:55 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

She got the middle age part right for me. And I spend a lot of time in my own basement, but as for the rest of it, I have great memories of losing my V several times.
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Blackbelt
Posted on Thursday, April 19, 2007 - 11:56 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

14th Level Dungeon Master eh?

Got the Fun yuns, and the Mt Dew...
Or your Broadsword made out of Cardboard?
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Spiderman
Posted on Thursday, April 19, 2007 - 12:01 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

And the stereo's a pumpin Zepplin!
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Firemanjim
Posted on Thursday, April 19, 2007 - 12:11 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

You call that details?? Rat Bastard.
I looked for a Ratfink clipart,but am too computer illiterate to find one.
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Bomber
Posted on Thursday, April 19, 2007 - 12:20 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

;-}

pics next week
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Lost_in_ohio
Posted on Thursday, April 19, 2007 - 12:23 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I would love to see a picture of her. Another lonely middle aged women. Ya noticed she didn't respond to her broken belt post. It seems she exceeded the replacement interval and then whined when it broke.
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Spiderman
Posted on Thursday, April 19, 2007 - 12:26 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

For FMJ
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Road_thing
Posted on Thursday, April 19, 2007 - 12:27 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Bomber:

Give us a hint! 3 cylinders?

rt
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Jaimec
Posted on Thursday, April 19, 2007 - 12:28 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)


RatFink
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Doon
Posted on Thursday, April 19, 2007 - 12:29 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I wanna cast magic missile..

Can I have a MT Dew?

I was never really a Dungeon master, But I have played a lot of D'n'D. Being the geek I am, my brother and a bunch of our friends still get together and Play Magic the Gathering now. So yes I a nerd/geek.
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Bomber
Posted on Thursday, April 19, 2007 - 12:39 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

R_T -- you got it!

Found a new Kaw H2! big fun, bigger clouds of smoke!

I LOVE Big Daddy's work!
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Bcordb3
Posted on Thursday, April 19, 2007 - 01:02 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Now, If I remember right, the H2 was a 750 wasn't it? The H1 was a 500, I think.
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Djkaplan
Posted on Thursday, April 19, 2007 - 01:16 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

The H2 eventually morphed into the softer edged KH750. I had a Kawasaki brochure from the early 70s that listed a quicker quarter mile time for the H2 than the 903cc Z1... 12.0 vs 12.3 seconds.

That was one quick Kaw. In modified form, they still ruled the roost at an eighth mile dragstrip I raced at into the mid-80's. The sound was spectacular.
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Djkaplan
Posted on Thursday, April 19, 2007 - 01:19 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

What was this thread about, again...?
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Swampy
Posted on Thursday, April 19, 2007 - 01:21 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Supposed to be working....


Don't blame us, we paid our taxes

YOU mis-spent them!
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