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U4euh
Posted on Monday, April 09, 2007 - 04:36 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/MOTORCYCLE-TIRE-PUM P-BMW-K-R-F650-RT-80-75-S-100-RS-GS_W0QQcmdZViewIt emQQcategoryZ34284QQihZ003QQitemZ130099096057QQrdZ 1




All I can say is WOW!!!
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Rotzaruck
Posted on Monday, April 09, 2007 - 04:57 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Geez!!!
I'll just wait for the Readers Digest condensed version or the movie

imagine the description if he was selling something worth a hundred bucks
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U4euh
Posted on Monday, April 09, 2007 - 05:11 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Yea, doesn't ebay charge for extra lines? Seems like he will barely break even after paying for all that!
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Spiderman
Posted on Monday, April 09, 2007 - 07:19 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

WOW,
I couldn't read past the first few lines, that guy need's to learn about a little thing called a paragraph.
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Kdan
Posted on Monday, April 09, 2007 - 07:21 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Holy crap...Time to switch to de-caffeinated.
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Nevrenuf
Posted on Monday, April 09, 2007 - 07:37 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

that also what happens when you do a few black beauties. or so i was told many years ago. many many years ago.
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Ragnagwar
Posted on Monday, April 09, 2007 - 07:39 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I didn't realize a tire pump for a "Beemer"
was such a specialized piece of equipment!
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Ustorque
Posted on Monday, April 09, 2007 - 08:03 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

SOLD...........iwas a little unsure at first but after reading for 20 minutes this guy sucked me in.
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Rasmonis
Posted on Monday, April 09, 2007 - 09:23 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Well I now know not buy a c0/2 system!
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Greenlantern
Posted on Monday, April 09, 2007 - 11:35 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

If that was written on paper the Rain forests would officially be extinct.
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Wile_ecoyote
Posted on Monday, April 09, 2007 - 07:04 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Maybe he should write a book.
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Crusty
Posted on Monday, April 09, 2007 - 07:58 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

He just did.
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Slamber777
Posted on Tuesday, April 10, 2007 - 02:27 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

He forgot the last line...

(Note to self: Do not smoke crack when typing description on eBay)
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Mesa_cityx
Posted on Tuesday, April 10, 2007 - 02:54 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Imagine if you told him his wife was ugly...
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Leftcoastal
Posted on Tuesday, April 10, 2007 - 08:30 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I'm gonna email him to get the name of his friend that picks the flyshit out of pepper - I want to hire him to do that for me - I enjoy pepper on my food, but that pesky flyshit has me concerned.

Someone needs to step up and tell that poor bastard "OK!! WE HEARD YOU!! THANKS!! or some other form of acknowledgement so he can come to the realization that he can shut the f#%* up!
AL
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Wile_ecoyote
Posted on Tuesday, April 10, 2007 - 09:31 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Touche' Crusty!
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Bo_sox
Posted on Tuesday, April 10, 2007 - 09:43 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Lemme guess! He must be some sort of computer programmer or an accountant. Rides a BMW and has the time and patience to type that novel.
LESS IS MORE!!!
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Strato9r
Posted on Wednesday, April 11, 2007 - 01:35 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

And I thought we had good weed up here..........................
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Icon12r
Posted on Wednesday, April 11, 2007 - 12:39 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I doubt weed could motivate anyone to type that much... I'm thinking crack.

(Message edited by Icon12R on April 11, 2007)
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Loose_cannon_1203cc
Posted on Wednesday, April 11, 2007 - 05:43 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

hahahahahahahah...what a tool....hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Dongalonga
Posted on Wednesday, April 11, 2007 - 06:41 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I think we found a modern spokesman for the Don't Do Drugs campaign.
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Buellshyter
Posted on Wednesday, April 11, 2007 - 07:34 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Yea, that proves BMW riders are smarter. Even I couldn't sit still long enough to read all of that.
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Buellshyter
Posted on Thursday, April 12, 2007 - 04:03 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I wrote him through eBay. His response....

THIS IS MY THERAPY... IT SURE BEATS MAKING BASKETS...
THANKS FOR READING THE E N T I R E THING, ESPECIALLY AFTER I SET THE HOOK AND COMPELLED YOU TO FINISH THE STORY BY PRACTICALLY DEMANDING THAT YOU DO NOT READ PAST THE 1ST PARAGRAPH.... BEING THE PSYCHE STUDENT THAT YOU OBVIOUSLY ARE,DONT YOU REMEMBER FROM THE LECTURES WE BOTH HAD TO ENDURE,THAT PEOPLE CANT RESIST AN OBVIOUS TRAP... YOU SURELY RECOGNIZED IT RIGHT OFF??? SO , CONSIDERING THE SOURCE,AND CONSIDERING YOUR HIDDEN COMPULSION FOR RECOGNITION.. THANK YOU VERY MUCH...
PS:
MY IN DEPTHNESS HAS REWARDED ME WITH AN UNEXPECTED TRY OUT WITH RIDER MAGAZINE.. THEY WANT MORE OF WHAT I GOT... READ THE NOVEMBER O7 ISSUE FOR MY 1ST ARTICLE...
I NEVER DREAMED..........
.....................


He is apparently delusional or Rider magazine is if he ends up writing for the magazine.
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