| Author | Message | ||
     Old_man |
Husband Problem. > > A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to > the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like > to buy some cyanide." > > The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" > > The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband ." > > The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't > give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose > my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things > will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" > > The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband > in bed with the > pharmacist's wife. > > The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now. That's > different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription." | ||
| Nevrenuf |
that was cool.btw, how's the weather back up there. originally from the clairton area. | ||
| Old_man |
Nevrenuf, Had a nice day yesterday, took a 5 hour ride in the country (Washington County). It's supposed to rain today and most of this week. I live 10 minutes from Clairton. I know you don't miss the weather. | ||
| Nevrenuf |
i grew up in sylvania hts. went to TJ. out of seven kids my one little brother is the only one left back there. he lives out toward rostraver some where. every time i see grey sky's, i refer to it as a pittsburgh sky, dark and gloomy.the wife and her family grew up in mckeesport and her oldest brother lives in white oak (Message edited by nevrenuf on March 26, 2007) | ||
| Old_man |
Small world, my wife was a reporter for the McKeesport Daily News. | ||
| Nevrenuf |
my dads side is from the mckeesport area mainly. kemp heating and air. they've been around there for ages. | ||
| Old_man |
Kemp is well known in the Pgh. area. I grew up in the City of Pittsburgh (Brookline). Went to South Hills Catholic now Seton LaSalle. My wife grew up in Whitaker, went to West Mifflin. | ||
| Nevrenuf |
so what do you do with your time now that your retired. | ||
| Old_man |
We have 3 grandsons we take care of while their mother works. A granddaughter that lives with us. Whenever I can I ride my motorcycle. | ||
| Nevrenuf |
not that you don't enjoy the grandkids but after seeing what my sister and sister inlaw(my wifes brother's wife)has gone through, i just tell my kids to break the cycle. i've got plenty of nephews and nieces to pass on the heritage of disfunctional familyhood. anymore i don't even want to see animals around the house. i'd rather be riding. btw how old are the kids and do you have a pic of them. | ||
| Old_man |
Here's a picture of the boys. Granddaughter is 17  | ||
| Nevrenuf |
that is way to cute old_man. i'm sure yen's really enjoy them. fyi, when i first came onto this site i went by oldman but after a while of listing to some of the crap that was said i stopped for a while then like everything else you forget what pissed you off and get on with your life. |
