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     Wolfridgerider |
A virgin woman was very nervous on her wedding night. Making matters worse, they were spending their first night as a couple in her old bedroom in her parents’ house. Her new husband took off his shirt, and the bride ran downstairs. “Mom,” she said, crying. “He has a big hairy chest.” “That’s normal,” said the mother. “Now go back upstairs.” She ran downstairs again when she saw that he had hairy legs, and her mother, again, reassured her. When her husband took off his socks, she saw that he was missing three toes on one foot. She headed downstairs and shouted, “Mom, he has a foot and a half!” “Stay here,” said the mother. “This is a job for Mama.” | ||
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