| Author | Message | ||
     Spiderman |
"That's one obnoxious SOB, and the bike is pretty loud too." Ferris Bueller to DaveS I'll let you guess who he was talking about  | ||
| Spiderman |
"Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we RIDE!" Me offending everyone in Chili's of Appleton | ||
| Reepicheep |
"Don’t ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive, and go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive." Howard Thurman | ||
| Bigdaddy |
"Big ones line up and little ones pair up. I'm whipping everybody." My grandpa | ||
| Jaimec |
"When I want your opinion, I'll BEAT it out of you." -- Chuck Norris | ||
| Red_chili |
If you're like me, and I know I am, you feel a lot more like you do now than you did a while ago. -Me, stolen from a friend and reassembled. | ||
| Greenlantern |
"If you can't beat them.....then you didn't bring a big enough stick!!!" Somebody | ||
| Wtcardr |
If you always do what you've always done, you will always have what you've always had!!}} | ||
| Hammeroid |
I came into the house and I see my son using his body like an amusement park. Mrs. Costanza | ||
| G234146 |
Anyone read Dune by Frank Herbert? "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." | ||
| Lake_bueller |
Me (to a "girlfriend" in college, after she said something stupid): Yep...sharp as a marble. Her: Well......I normally am. Not kidding, I even have witnesses. But she was good looking  | ||
| Cjburr |
The difference between genius and stupidity is the fact that genius has it's limits. No matter where you go, there you are. Be the change you want to see in the world. | ||
| Tq_freak |
"If girls were supposed to have self confidence they would be born with it" -roommate | ||
| Tripp |
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Who said that? Who the •••• said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed •••••••••• down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy ••••••• godmother said it. Out-••••••••••••••••• I will PT you all until you ••••••• die. I'll PT you until your a**holes are sucking buttermilk. | ||
| G234146 |
Full Metal Jacket  | ||
| Tbolt_pilot |
"Does anybody know who Charles Whitman was? (silence) None of you dumba**s knows..." "Pvt Pyle did your mother have any children that lived?!" | ||
| Rocketman |
"Only two things come outta Kansas. Queers or steers. Which one are you?" Rocket | ||
| Cereal |
It's Texas, Rocketman. Texas. From The Way of the Gun: "There's always free cheese in a mouse trap." "I think a plan is just a list of things that don't happen." Mitch Hedberg: I have no problem not listening to The Temptations, which is weird. If you find yourself lost in the woods, fck it, build a house. "Well, I was lost, but now I live here. I have severely improved my predicament!" (I could do this all day, I have a daily quote bord in my office)} | ||
| Daves |
"I don't think I can fart any more tonight" Cartman | ||
| Jaimec |
From "An Officer and a Gentleman:" "Only two things come from Kansas; steers or queers. I see no horns, boy! You queer?" -- Lou Gossett, Jr. | ||
| Cereal |
TEXAS! I know Jaimec, but I'm from Kasas, so I like the FMJ version better. | ||
| Stealthxb |
You better square your ass off and start 5hitting me Tiffany cufflinks. | ||
| Etennuly |
"If brains were gasoline...you couldn't start a piss-ants motorcycle". "The difference between bravery and stupidity is simply a matter of whether or not you were successful". | ||
| Rocketman |
Cereal, I was just about to say "not in the film it ain't", then I see Jc put the whole of the quote up, which I'd forgot. But which damn film was it anyway? Was very funny the first time I ever heard it. Rocket | ||
| Cereal |
It's Kansas in An Officer and a Gentleman and Texas in Full Metal Jacket | ||
| Hammeroid |
The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. George Costanza | ||
| Doughnut |
"Cereal has no respect for royalty" King Friday of the land of Make Believe | ||
| Cereal |
Damn it Doughnut, I made it 8 years with this moniker w/out anyone bringing that up. | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
Is that because you're a Cereal killer? | ||
| Blue_eyed_buellgirl |
Don't hate me cause the voices only talk to me!   |
