| Author | Message | ||
     Hammeroid |
I'm gonna go upstairs and knock out a few knuckle kids. Peter Griffin | ||
| Greenlantern |
"Remember, you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here!" Jacob Blues "Wa Wa, there's a Newwww Mexico?" C Montgomery Burns "Hey your dingy scratched my anchor!" Rodney Dangerfield "This is car fifty five..........We're in a truck!!!" John Candy (Message edited by greenlantern on November 28, 2006) | ||
| Damnut |
That's like a sore d*ck.......... ya just can't beat it............ opinions are like a$$holes........ everyone got one He who laughs last............ thinks slowest!!! that guy is like a Seagull........... full of sh*t and always squawking | ||
| Hammeroid |
watch it honey, he'lll buy you a beer and squeeze the schlitz out of ya. Rodney | ||
| Ceejay |
Me to my six year old daughter making fun as she has a "boyfriend", "are you gonna get married?" Reply-"why?(with puzzled look)"I'm not pregnant!" | ||
| Fester99 |
"The mail service has been excellent out here, and in my opinion this is all that the Air Force has accomplished during the war." - Chesty Puller in a letter to his wife while in Korea "They're on our right, they're on our left, they're in front of us, they're behind us; they can't get away from us this time." - Chesty Puller, USMC, Chosin Reservoir, Korean War Here are a bunch more USMC quotes: http://www.geocities.com/kforsman1/kickassquotes.h tml | ||
| Fester99 |
"The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step, and a lot of bitching." -Unknown "When you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pu$$y." - Attributed to General Tommy Franks Also Attributed to US Marine Major General James Mattis as he addressed the Marines of 1st Marine Division prior to commencement of combat operations in support of Iraqi Freedom. | ||
| Spiderman |
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur | ||
| Jackbequick |
Anything said in Latin sounds profound. | ||
| Crusty |
You can't put a price on worthlessness. | ||
| Jon |
When you assume...you make an ass out of u and me...ass-u-me (for the un-initiated)... | ||
| Cochise |
First thing Adam said to Eve: "Stand back, Honey, I don't know how big this thing's gonna get." | ||
| Diablobrian |
"You sold me queer giraffes" Proximo | ||
| Pushrodpete |
"I don't get what the big deal is about same-sex marriage. I've been in a same-sex marriage for twenty years.... (sigh) ...twenty years... of the SAME... SEX...." - Bill Maher | ||
| Cochise |
Girrafe Throwing up: Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeee..... | ||
| Blake |
Wise old chief mechanic Denny to young know-it-all pump jockey Blake in 1980: "I've forgotten more than you know." | ||
| Rocketman |
Or more sarcasm, "What you know you could fill a book with" "What you don't know would fill a f**king library" Rocket | ||
| Hammeroid |
Hell I was born here. And I was raised here. And dad-gummit I'm gonna die here. And no side-windin' bushwackin' horn-swagglin' crugger-croager is gonna roaul my brishnin cutter! Jack Starret | ||
| Crusty |
"Now who could argue with THAT?" | ||
| Brineusaf |
"it's dark out, and we have sunglasses on" Dan Akyroyd (sp?) | ||
| Ted |
i used to think i had a appetite for destruction. But all i wanted was a BLT. Homer (simpson) | ||
| Daves |
"you can have anything you want, but you better not take it from me" Axle Rose | ||
| Swampy |
"Its Jeeper to Keep Her" Me, when I bought my wife a Jeep Liberty. I should have bought a Buell! | ||
| Wolfridgerider |
Hey Swampy, hows the job search going down south? Jarhead quote: I got more time in the chow line than you got in the Corps... | ||
| Swampy |
Nothing yet, still looking. I am going to start checking truck and bus company sites. | ||
| Wolfridgerider |
When it starts getting cold....TN, NC, SC, & GA start looking good.....but the summer comes....Fat man don't like the heat!!  | ||
| Diablobrian |
"That's a mighty fine coat you're wearin'" Marv "When I need to find something out, I just go find somebody that knows more than me and I ask them.....Sometimes I ask pretty hard" Marv again from Sin City | ||
| Hammeroid |
Well, hello Mr. Fancy Pants. I got news for you, pal. Right now you aint leadin' but two things: jack & sh*t. And jack left town. Bruce Campbell | ||
| Daves |
"you should seriously consider salads" Tony Soprano | ||
| Reepicheep |
"Gentlemen, we have a date with destiny, and it looks like she ordered the lobster!" (Mystery Men, though they may have stole it) |
