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Rudebike
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 14, 2003 - 07:34 pm: | 
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I don't believe the story either. It's too blatantly ridiculous. I sent him a piece of my mind which included some stuff about ASBN, a true motorcycle enthusiast group with no axes to grind. hope he learns something.
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Newfie_Buell
| | Posted on Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 10:25 am: |
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I don't think a pro rider would be able to pull that one off. As for the 1/4 mile time, I tried to race my S1 last fall and only did three runs the best being 12.7 (I think). I thought this was pretty good seeing I am about 240lbs or so and had trouble keeping the front wheel down to maintain control.
As for the the guy with that website, I can understand why he don't like Buells but they have come a long way since 1989. If I could find one of those I would also have it in a second and no problems would bother me. |
Joey
| | Posted on Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 03:14 pm: |
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Crap! Fornicate! Heck! (I have kids, so I don't use words like shit, fuck and hell.) It was snowing this morning! Had to drive one of those 4 wheel devices! I sure miss freezing my toes! Ah well, maybe next week. |
Newfie_Buell
| | Posted on Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 08:24 pm: |
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lol at Joey,
Now you know how I feel |
Crusty
| | Posted on Thursday, January 16, 2003 - 06:01 am: |
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Winter Sucks. |
Jdbuellx1
| | Posted on Thursday, January 16, 2003 - 08:44 am: |
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Looking at the picture of the so called race, if the guy on the Buell was really racing don't you think he would be tucked in more and watching his line instead of sitting part up and gawking at the wheelie man? Just a thought. |
Stormfool
| | Posted on Thursday, January 16, 2003 - 06:21 pm: |
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Shoulda woulda coulda got a speed triple...ah well I am hopelessy in love with my cantakerous overpriced underpowered X1--fella I ride with loves his triple (Black). And I can in no way outrun him. No twisties in FL to catch him in either. I would probably be dead by now with that much bike to roost on...
I really like that bright metallic blue--glow-worm green from the first gen was wierd/cool too...
That dyna looks like a fun project--have heard a few stories about pantsleg in the primary, though. |
Dynarider
| | Posted on Friday, January 17, 2003 - 02:17 am: |
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Open primary would be a project for next winter. I would go with the guards on it to at least minimize the chance of getting my pants sucked in. Could always wear shorts, I think leg skin rips easier than pants do.
Definately wanna get the bigger rear tire first tho. Ever look at the rear tire of a bagger? Its stupid looking having this maybe 3" wide tire under such a big bike. A Honda shadow's front tire is bigger than a a Harley Baggers rear one. |
Newfie_Buell
| | Posted on Friday, January 17, 2003 - 09:03 am: |
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This was e-mailed to me earlier and is hilarious.
Only Because Deep Down We All Know Its TRUE
The Difference Between Men and Women
How to Shower Like a Woman
1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups.
4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.
5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.!
10. Complain because your husband had been eating you ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
11. Rinse conditioner off hair.
12. Shave armpits and legs.
13. Turn off shower.
14. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.
15. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
16. Check entire body for zits, tweeze unwanted hairs.
17. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
18. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
How To Shower Like a Man
1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
3. Look at your manly physique in the mirr! or. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.
4. Get in the shower.
5. Wash your face.
6. Wash your armpits.
7.Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower.
9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
11. Shampoo your hair.
12. Taste your wife's ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
13. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
14. Pee.
15. Rinse off and get out of shower.
16. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
17. Admire wiener size in mirror again.
18. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
19. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If! you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
20.Throw wet towel on bed |
Spiderman
| | Posted on Friday, January 17, 2003 - 10:26 am: |
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LMAO funny shit Newfie |
Ezblast
| | Posted on Friday, January 17, 2003 - 06:14 pm: |
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Just too funny!!!! Blasting on the Dark side! EZ |
Crusty
| | Posted on Friday, January 17, 2003 - 09:04 pm: |
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I like it! |
Newfie_Buell
| | Posted on Friday, January 17, 2003 - 11:58 pm: |
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The question here is how many of those things listed above are the guys here on the BBS guilty of?????
Crusty, did I mention that WINTER SUCKS 20cm expected tonight and 30cm of snow forecast for Monday |
Rick_A
| | Posted on Saturday, January 18, 2003 - 10:43 am: |
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LMAO...that's good.
Did I mention winter sucks 'cause I don't like sliding the front tire when I'm riding in the cold (mornings and nights) |
Newfie_Buell
| | Posted on Saturday, January 18, 2003 - 12:29 pm: |
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Did I mention that WINTER REALLY REALLY SUCKS ESPECIALLY TODAY
Heres why:
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Newfie_Buell
| | Posted on Saturday, January 18, 2003 - 12:32 pm: |
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Thats my neighbors kid and the spot in the tree where he is in is approximately 9-10 feet from the ground.
Did I mention that WINTER SUCKS. I can't wait till late March when the snow starts to melt. |
Spiderman
| | Posted on Saturday, January 18, 2003 - 12:36 pm: |
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FUCK THAT!!! And here I am bitching about 3 inches.
DAMN sorry Newfie that rather sucks dude |
Crusty
| | Posted on Saturday, January 18, 2003 - 02:26 pm: |
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O.K., a dumb question from someone whose computer literacy level isn't quite up to "Hooked on Phonics". How do you get the large type in your posts? when I've tried, it only comes out as standard sized capital letters. And you're right: WINTER SUCKS! (But this summer is going to be Fantastic!) |
Rick_A
| | Posted on Sunday, January 19, 2003 - 12:19 am: |
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the BBS Formatting section has all the answers |
Dynarider
| | Posted on Sunday, January 19, 2003 - 01:58 am: |
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Come on guys, we are getting off topic again.
Slim Shitty |
Newfie_Buell
| | Posted on Sunday, January 19, 2003 - 10:08 pm: |
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Another 30cm of snow on the way in the next 24hrs.
WINTER REALLY SUCKS THIS YEAR
Pretty bad when you gotta shovel out the door to the shed to get the snowblower out.
Send Slim Shitty up here and perform some community service shoveling people out. |
Crusty
| | Posted on Sunday, January 19, 2003 - 10:33 pm: |
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I thought that the winter sucked around here, but Newfie, you've really got it bad.You have my deepest condolences. Try to focus on the fact that Spring is less than 8 weeks away. Don't focus on the fact that WINTER SUCKS. |
Rick_A
| | Posted on Monday, January 20, 2003 - 12:40 am: |
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This morning there was frost on my bike, frost...and my disk alarm won't shut off when it's that cold. Fucking winter! 
did I mention I ride everyday? |
Arbalest
| | Posted on Monday, January 20, 2003 - 09:19 am: |
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Newfie_Buell
The Ministry of Transport Safety Board recently divulged that they had for the last five years
covertly funded a project with Ford & Chrysler auto makers whereby Ford & Chrysler installed black boxes in four wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents,the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash. They were surprised to find in 9 of the 10 provinces that the last words of drivers in 61.2% of fatal crashes were, "Oh, Shit!"
...Only the province of Newfoundland was different, where over 89.3% of the final words were: "Hold me beer and watch 'dis." |
Joey
| | Posted on Monday, January 20, 2003 - 09:47 am: |
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I'm coming to Newfoundland! Better to die happy, if you ask me.
I recently had to pour isopropyl alcohol in my key hole so I could take my Blast! down to get the exhaust replaced! I'm with you Crusty. |
Arbalest
| | Posted on Monday, January 20, 2003 - 03:02 pm: |
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AFTER YEARS OF HARD WORK, COMPUTER SCIENCE GRADUATES AT "THE
UNIVERSITY
OF NEWFOUNDLAND" HAVE FINALLY FINISHED THEIR INTERNET BASED DIGITAL
CLOCK.
Use the following URL to view ...
http://www.yugop.com/ver3/stuff/03/fla.html |
Joey
| | Posted on Monday, January 20, 2003 - 03:57 pm: |
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That is so fornicating cool! |
Newfie_Buell
| | Posted on Monday, January 20, 2003 - 05:07 pm: |
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That is one cool site,
Arbalest,
What part of the Country are you from? You either have friends from Newfoundland or your a Newfie. Not many people know that saying "Hold me beer and watch 'dis" |
Lgpch
| | Posted on Monday, January 20, 2003 - 06:23 pm: |
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Winter does not suck!!! So what, we have to wear booties with our wetsuits. But man I love North swells. |
Dynarider
| | Posted on Monday, January 20, 2003 - 09:10 pm: |
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Winter is great so long as you have the right gear. http://www.fototime.com/ftweb/bin/ft.dll/standard?pictid={260CA4C5-02AA-4C25-8E75-0B36DBD915A7}&exp=f&moddt=37642.0938897222 |
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